[Closed] Big Dave = Big ****

Oh dear.

i like him, his rubbery, pallid face reminds me of those advanced japanese sexbots

*breathes in and out of a paper bag*

Huffing?

Could this be a record: registered 9th March... suspended 11th March 😯 😆

[edit] maybe not, swift title reworking swerve [/edit]

😯 Such talk from a lady offends my English sensibilities.

He can't rebrand them "first-sector" - I've already setup the taxonomy on one of the websites I built to use "third-sector". I'm not changing it now...

Rachel

I put ** does that still count hahahaha whoops *shouts sorry* 😀

I'd like to rebrand him.

During PMQs today

Is it Wednesday again?

I put today didn't I? I'm soooooooooooo cross, I only read it today....

i'd never ever tire of beating his pallid face to a pulp with the severed arm of maggy thatcher

Such talk from a lady offends my English sensibilities.

Heh! It don't offend mine, but then, I am scum, so it's to be expected really.

I really get quite turned on by hearing posh ladies swear, and use utterly filthy language...

that's a little unfair seeing as you've based your whole rantette on the something he "apparently" said. If you can't be arsed to listen at the time then you have no right to have a rant after the event, honestly charity workers are just such slackers 🙄

Elfinsafety - Member

Such talk from a lady offends my English sensibilities.

Heh! It don't offend mine, but then, i am scum, so it's to be expected really.

I really get quite turned on by hearing posh ladies swear, and use utterly filthy language...

Posh? Moi? 😯

Can you do a bit of a posh accent then?

Go on, just for me. Pleeeeeaaassee???

tazzymtb - Member

that's a little unfair seeing as you've based your whole rantette on the something he "apparently" said. If you can't be arsed to listen at the time then you have no right to have a rant after the event, honestly charity workers are just such slackers

Hmmmmm..... not rising to the bait I'm afraid I know how hard I work for what salary and who I help so....

elfin- if you like that sort of thing, go and find the track "masochist" by ultraviolence on youtube, hard dance music with a very posh lady being very filthy over the top of it. 😉

The rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaain in Spaaaaaaaaain falls maaaaaaaaaainly on the plaaaaaaaaaaaaane.... will that do?

Where's the filthy talk?

No, actually, don't... 😯

Not while everyone else is listening, anyway...

No, no, no... don't get me wrong I'm particular to well mannered posh filly who can swear like a navvy, but this just doesn't feel right.

I'd like to bury them all up to their necks in sand then...

Lancashirians can't do a posh accent

it simply doesn't work. My (Bury born) wife can't do it and her brother, despite thinking himself posh and moving far too close to that there london for comfort, just sounds silly.

Yorkshire folks on the other hand, having been born with a degree of class built in can do posh accents, they just choose not to

i totally believe in karma (politicians /the bankers e.t.c) will get exactly what is coming to them (and they're not going to like it 👿 well i keep believing that karma will punish them. there is a definite revolution going on though (as witnessing in the middle east e.t.c) and the bankers e.t.c cannot buy their way out forever.viva la revolution i say.

...tell them to come up with something that doesn't involve screwing the population at large. Then I'd put a silver spoon in their mouth and ask if it'll a) dig them out of the hole there in or b) stop the advancing tide.

elfin- if you like that sort of thing, go and find the track "masochist" by ultraviolence on youtube, hard dance music with a very posh lady being very filthy over the top of it.

🙂

it's a jolly little ditty, isn't it?

Is now my ringtone.

i totally believe in karma (politicians /the bankers e.t.c) will get exactly what is coming to them (and they're not going to like it well i keep believing that karma will punish them. there is a definite revolution going on though (as witnessing in the middle east e.t.c) and the bankers e.t.c cannot buy their way out forever.viva la revolution i say.

Is anyone on here revolting?

Thought not. The revolution will not be televised said the man and he was right.

You must have so little else important going on in your life to give a flying fig, that's all I can assume.

mrmwright you have confuised class and arrogance again

Is anyone on here revolting?

I am! 😀

Completely, utterly, incomparably revolting.

Actually I went out with a lass from Henley acouple of times, and it was nice, but she was more 'Sloaney', and it din't really work quite as well....

Junkyard

mrmwright you have confuised class and arrogance again

probably, i was born in oxford anyway 😐

I was going to rude about northern monkeys but though better of it 😀

mrmw...

[s]probably[/s], Of course not, I was born in Oxford [s]anyway[/s] don't you know?

FIFY

Actually I went out with a lass from Henley acouple of times

Yeah me too, was a loud mouthed Geordie which didn't really compute but hey ho.

I will never (ever) forget the comment I saw on stw when he came to power that big Dave looks like a "freshly ****ed cock..."

nicko74 😀

Nicko thanks for that
*spits vimto onto cat*

Hehe

big Dave looks like a "freshly ****ed cock..."

Well the geezer must be on Viagra...........he's up for some more action

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You must have so little else important going on in your life to give a flying fig, that's all I can assume.

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