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[Closed] Best excuse to bunk off work and go riding?
It's only Tuesday but cabin fever is kicking in and I really...desperately need to get out and ride.
What's the best/most believable excuse you've used to slack work? Has to be something that takes a whole day but leaves no trace!
[i]something that takes a whole day but leaves no trace[/i]
waiting for the ParcelForce van?
Norovirus is good.
But Im self employed so dont need an excuse. In fact, I'll head out in a bit 😈
sorry I can't come in today I've got explosive diarrhea. I've used that once and it worked no questions asked!
Flooded kitchen?
Shits?
Sick child/partner?
APF
it feels freakishly summery out there at the moment. Im off out on the hills to make the most of it then, the boss can be quite nice sometimes 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛
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What's the best/most believable excuse you've used to slack work?
Sorry I don't understand the question.
Flooded kitchen?
Shits?
Sick child/partner?
Wrong order
Sick child flooded kitchen with shit
<high horse>There's no excuse for bunking off work.</high horse>
On a lighter note, wasp sting to the toe could work. Leaves no mark but makes it impossible to drive.