[Closed] Bespoke, custom, one-off shoe/boot recommendations?

I am in the unusual, though entirely understandable, position of requiring a pair of custom fitted, weirdly sourced and unutterably expensive pair of chelsea boots. Now I have googled and performed several searches on here just in case, but just cant seem to come up with exactly what I'm wanting....to be a little more precise, I want them to be of a brand not every pleb will have heard of, made from a material that most folk would baulk at, in a style that Austin Powers would consider rather gauche...and really dear!

Sooo, has anyone, anywhere got any idea where a chap might find such a thing?

ps I'm also after a tatty looking though apparently brand new orange jumper and an 80's Bon Jovi style fringed black leather jacket...

PLEASE PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY ODD CLOTHES HUNTING MISERY!!!