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Even if I win the lottery ten times over I WILL NEVER BUY A ****ING BLOODY ARSEHOLE BENTLEY!!!!!

FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN STOP IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:13 am
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Ok.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:14 am
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Need a hug, champ?


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:16 am
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No, don't come NEAR ME!


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:17 am
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you won't win the lottery, and you need to calm down.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:18 am
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I was talking to Harry. He can't buy a Bentley anymore. It's not all about you, you know.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:19 am
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Don't tell me to come down!!!!!

I AM calm.

I might have to join the P club again..........................................

So I hit the button to log on, because it doesn't remember me no matter how many times i tick the bloody box, but as I hit it th


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:21 am
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e button the stupid bloody ad loads, which then starts the ad full screen, it takes me a while to realise it's a new tab by ehich time the rest of the bloody boffice are looking at me, thinking 'that doesn't sound work realted'.....

👿 👿 👿


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:23 am
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Well don't get a Maserati, they break down with incredible frequency.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:23 am
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Next car will be a Skoda Octavia estate, obvs. 😉


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:31 am
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You should go for a 'P'. Makes it bearable on the work PC (something we all must appreciate) and you get a T-shirt.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:45 am
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I like Jon Bentley.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:48 am
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I got a free gift with my P status.

It was a Bentley. Meh.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:48 am
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"I got 50 Bentleys, in the West Indies"


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:54 am
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My mate likes swanning round in his. And on his e-bike!


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 12:11 pm
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Don't know about the cars, but the in-car sound systems are top notch... 😀


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 12:15 pm
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I sat in a bentayga recently - god awful car on the outside, but my god it's plush on the inside! My mind was changed...


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 12:18 pm
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Next car will be a Skoda Octavia estate, obvs.

Same parent company, you might want to buy a BMW.
Oh, wait, don't they own Rolls Royce?


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 6:44 pm
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and you get a T-shirt.

There's a T-shirt?


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 6:51 pm
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Bentley Rythmn Ace. Now they were a laugh


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 7:03 pm
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Next car will be a Skoda

Ragtop?


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 7:14 pm
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The Cool Bentley
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(make sure it's a Black Label, or people will think you're a cheapskate....)

the Seriously UNCOOL one:
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Choose Wisely!


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 7:21 pm
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Yeah, about the t shirt?


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 7:25 pm
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BQA certainly cool. As are...

MPW Type R Fastback
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Barnato Blue Train Special
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And, obviously, a Blower,
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Posted : 13/07/2016 7:28 pm
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I thought you meant the old nightclub in dudley by the zoo!


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 7:30 pm
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"I got 50 Bentleys, in the West Indies"

It doesn't matter...


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 7:31 pm
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<bad taste>Let him have it</bad taste>


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 8:09 pm
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This:

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is TERRIFIC!


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 8:29 pm
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Maxtorque, you may, or may not(!) want to look at this, then;
http://www.thewholecar.com/1930-bentley-blue-train-recreation/

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From the same people who did that utterly gloriously and mad as a sack full of angry badgers 27l Meteor as seen on TG.
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http://www.bobpetersenengineering.co.uk/#!cars/cee5


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 8:40 pm
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I reckon I could put up with the scorn if I owned a red Bentley. 🙂

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That's my idea of what a car should look like.

The others are just mobile shopping containers.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 9:15 pm
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What tyres for...?


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 9:39 pm
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Roof or towbar mounted rack for Bentleys?

Its either the Fastback or the Blower for me. Dad nearly bought a Steel once but ended up with the AS Lanchester instead.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 9:56 pm
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whats not to like?

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Posted : 13/07/2016 10:01 pm
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Roof or towbar mounted rack for Bentleys?

One's gentleman's gentleman should follow in the brake.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:02 pm
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😆 @ Flashy


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:04 pm
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Speaking of which,

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Sultan of Brunei's Val d'Isère round the back of the corner shop.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:10 pm
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Ok so it's a Napier but at least it's been driven properly! Had the pleasure of this being used as a child, still driven like this to this day.


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 10:17 pm
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I'd have a GT to do this (4mins) in:


 
Posted : 13/07/2016 11:54 pm
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I followed one the other day back from the Yorkshire Show. Black thing with red wheels and it looked tripe. That's coming from someone who would enjoy looking at a decent car.


 
Posted : 14/07/2016 12:08 am
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Didn't they stop making Bentleys in 1931?


 
Posted : 14/07/2016 4:25 am
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Why has someone with so much money gone for a shit old Volvo?

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Posted : 14/07/2016 10:43 am
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I quite like the Continental, but there is absolutely no way I'd want to be seen driving one.


 
Posted : 14/07/2016 12:40 pm
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It's not a Volvo, looks more like a one off Bentley Eight to me.


 
Posted : 14/07/2016 1:08 pm
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I'm actually now convinced it's a photoshop of an old Volvo.

Virtually identical:

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Posted : 14/07/2016 1:10 pm
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As above, it's a Val d'Isère.


 
Posted : 14/07/2016 1:44 pm
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I'd rather have the Volvo; more reliable. 😆


 
Posted : 14/07/2016 2:05 pm
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Couldn't link a photo of an earlier e class estate from the same angle which really does look identical, but reckon thats the one they've photo shopped.

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Posted : 14/07/2016 2:33 pm