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A new class arrive at the primary school, so the teacher asks all the kids about them and their parents.
One says "My name is Johnny and my dad works in a gay lap dancing joint".
This takes the teacher by surprise, and the best she can say is "what?"
Johnny continues "Well, if they give him some money, he dances naked for the men, if they py more, he does oral sax, and if it's enough he bends over and takes it from behind"
At this point the teacher grabs Johnny and runs out into corridor with him
"Now, Johnny" she says, "tell me again what your daddy does?"
"Well" says Johnny " I made all that up, he really plays rugby for Scotland, but I was way too emabarrassed to admit that to everyone"
Did you only just hear that?
So is the lap dancing his second job?
Bit of a bummer
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Did you only just hear that?
It took a while to get this far north
Jade Goody has only been in heaven for 2 days and she is already up for eviction...
Interesting, considering the 'Racist David Jason' thread, that people aren't up in arms about the homophobic nature of this 'joke'...
might that be because it isn't homophobic? but then it's not funny either 🙂
Hmm, I think it is, a bit, if you look closely.
oh go on then exlain to me how it's homophobic rather then just a cr4p joke with a homosexual element
Can't be bothered, quite frankly.
surely that should read
Can't [s]be bothered[/s], quite frankly
LOL@RudeBoy(again).
You managed to miss the bit of racism that I threw in, just for you to get outraged and indignant about - or does it not count because it's about scots - that's a bit racist of you, no?
I thought the spanking bunny was funny, actually!
Since we're dissecting jokes....
Being embarrassed about playing rugby for Scotland is presumably a dig at the quality of rugby played, not the scottishness. You presumably get exactly the same gag wheeled out whenever any particular team is playing badly. You'd only do it with scotland if their recent performances had been dire, it wouldn't work if they had been playing well. So, not at all convinced it is racist, anymore than scotland losing the rugby is racist. It happens because rugbyu is inherently talent-ist, not racist.
If this joke has a problem it is that we are supposed to laugh at the child regarding his dad being a gay lapdancer as shameful, but not as shameful as being a [member of a sports team]. He has made up something that is supposed to be the absolute pits. Now, I suspect that we can claim that it is supposed to be the "lap-dancing with extras" bit that is shameful, rather than the gay bit, but I'm not very convinced. I suspect it wouldn't work in the same way if the father had sex with women for money, would it?
It's not wholly unfunny, but if you really don't get how it could be seen as offensive then you're not following why it's funny either.
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the school office.
He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.'
😆
nearly amusing
Since we're dissecting jokes....
God I bet your a right laugh down the pub BigDummy 😮
dj -
a bit anti islamist there, offence takenGod
.. and totally self-centered me, me, me, jeez, man only the second word and you could mistaken for RudeFredI
are you encouraging gambling, tsssbet
the English version is [b]you're a[/b] - you're welcomeyour a
fascistright
what are you laughing at? islam, religion, you're lack of english, people with gambling problems or..laugh
..people with alcohol dependency issues?down the pub
STW - brining some realism and balance into your life
laugh
what are you laughing at? [s]i[/s][u]I[/u]slam, religion, you[s]'[/s]r[s]e[/s] lack of [s]e[/s][u]E[/u]nglish, people with gambling problems or..
If you're going to be a pedant, you should at least do it properly....