[Closed] Award Winning!

most average performer 8)

I'll be upset if the Zwift thread doesn't get at least an honourable mention.

most average performer

I'm not sure I'd set my sights that high

I won the freebie Specialized Fatboy at the (Secret) Moderators Ball for being best new Mod.

I might be a late entry for crappest and most confused husband judging by all the grumping about my wife was doing last night.

Drac -
Grump of 2017: DezB

Beat that, losers! 😀

I won an award from a government quango for my work efforts.
Thankfully I was on the other side of the planet when they insisted someone come and pick up said award.

I should imagine that at work this year I have nominations in the "most grumpy" and "most cantankerous" categories. No results yet though.

Beat that, losers!

Its a category where you can be the winner and a loser at the same time 🙂

I was a finalist for a singletrack reader award. Does that count?

That I didn't win is your fault, yer bassas

I won a couple of bottles of wine at the local RNLI raffle last night. I don't drink but I'm sure my parents will appreciate them when I visit for Christmas.

Edit: Thanks for spotting my typo!

couple of bottles of win

I won the hearts of many lovely ladies.

Won a few awards for our cheese this year. Which is nice 🙂

Beat that, losers!

[img] [/img]

If only I coulda won a Amazon Echo.

I'd be rich. Rich I tell you!

I was a finalist for a singletrack reader award. Does that count?

You have my sympathies, I know the feeling of discreetly popping my acceptance speech back into my shirt pocket.

We didn't win the Cycling UK award we were nominated for, but did get a "special recognition" and shook hands with Chris Boardman - which was good enough for me TBH.

I have at least nominate myself for:

1) Most woeful loss of cycling mojo of 2017
2) Most woeful loss of fitness of 2017
3) Most woeful weight gain of 2017
4) Most woeful struggle against whatever black dog keeps me from just being able to get back on the bike and ride.

I bet I could win at least three of those four categories.

Well, the small company I work for won Lingerie Brand of the Year in (one of) the major industry awards... does that count?

Well, the small company I work for won Lingerie Brand of the Year in (one of) the major industry awards... does that count?

Pictures or it didn't happen.

maccyb is Award Winning!

Grossest Profiteer.

My entry at the local WI show won best in show. It was an entry of three carved spoons and it beat all of their scones, jams, Victoria sponges and the like. I actually laughed when I wen to to collect them at the end of the show. It even came with a prize of £25. Still makes me giggle today 🙂

Maccyb wins the 'job I'd most like to have' award.

1st to the bar at our Summer conference?

manton69 gets the Wooden Spoon award
Award Winning!

We were nominated for best independent gift shop in the south east.
As it costs £200 each to attend the awards and you have to take a day off with extra staff costs we didn't go , so didn't win.
We will however be on telly Thursday night.

Maccyb wins the 'job I'd most like to have' award.

Tea boy?

I won a bikejor event, entry was about £15 and I got a dog chew. He'd eaten it before we got home.

zippykona - why no "can't be with us tonight" acceptance video
Award Losers

I won an LGBT corporate 10 pin bowling competition in Glasgow

I got a booby prize.

Diet starts in the new year

I won an LGBT corporate 10 pin bowling competition in Glasgow

You played with balls?

If you didn't, then that's cool too. 😉

I should imagine that at work this year I have nominations in the "most grumpy" and "most cantankerous" categories. No results yet though.

Are you my boss? (Neil is that you?)

I got a booby prize.

You work with MaccyB?

SaxonRider - Member
I have at least nominate myself for:

1) Most woeful loss of cycling mojo of 2017
2) Most woeful loss of fitness of 2017
3) Most woeful weight gain of 2017
4) Most woeful struggle against whatever black dog keeps me from just being able to get back on the bike and ride.

I bet I could win at least three of those four categories.

Mate, I suspect you will have more than a few nominees to keep you company on at least the 1st 3. I'm one of them!

2018 is nearly here - New Year, New Start and all that. Hope things improve for you.

No jimmy I'm not your boss, though you have my sympathy.

I think if I gave details I'd be giving too much away... but I can confirm that I look at a [i]lot[/i] of pictures of women in lingerie as part of my job. I don't take the pictures though, and I'm not surrounded by models when I'm in the office, sadly. I [i]am[/i] surrounded by models when I work from home... but they are small, plastic and need gluing and painting.

I think if I gave details I'd be giving too much away... but I can confirm that I look at a lot of pictures of women in lingerie as part of my job. I don't take the pictures though, and I'm not surrounded by models when I'm in the office, sadly. I am surrounded by models when I work from home... but they are small, plastic and need gluing and painting.

That’s why it’s called ‘Glamour’ isn’t it...

maccybw

plastic and need gluing and painting.

Didn't know Jordan was still modelling?

The brand director would have a fit if Jordan was modelling our stuff... we're modern and directional, you know. I have yet to establish exactly what 'directional' means in the context of fashion, but I think it basically means 'trendy'. So, no 80's lace and ruffles, but plenty of straps. Less Ann Summers, more Agent Provocateur (but considerably [s]cheaper[/s] better value)

I was nominated by my peers for an award for being a shining example of the 7 pillars that are the ethos of the company.

A lot of waffle but the owner of the company just stuck a lot of money into my bank account, which is nice.

I think if I gave details I'd be giving too much away

I don't take the pictures though,

Are you a nipple fluffer? Not sure if thats a job, may be something I've dreamt 😯

I assume I got one for having the largest dick on here, although all it said was ‘STW biggest dick 2017”

Are you a nipple fluffer? Not sure if thats a job, may be something I've dreamt

Not in this trade... any visible nipples have to get photoshopped out to avoid incurring the banhammer on sites that advertise or re-sell our stuff. At shoots the models wear skin-coloured pasties - that's the long-a-as-in-pay, non-Greggs version - and thongs underneath the underwear they are modelling to avoid anything showing, and the skin-coloured stuff gets photoshopped out... quite often means butt-cracks have to be photoshopped back in again! That's a job you don't forget...