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So who killed the former News of the World Journalist Sean Hoare then?

a) Paul Stevenson while sending Andy Hayman out to say "Gor bmey guv'nor! Who? Us? We're as honest as the day is long....... etc etc
b) Rupert Murdoch - then drank his blood
c) David Cameron - while his Saddam Hussain style body double was swanning around South Africa
d) Tony Blair - Force of Habit
e) Rebecca Brookes - As she was passing and in a bad mood
f) A columbian coke cartel
G) All the above - in a huge conspiracy. They're all actually lizards

Let the speculation commence.....


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:17 am
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You forgot Mossad and the Freemasons. 🙄


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:21 am
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Elvis sat on him, John F Kennedy strung him up from behind the grassy mound


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:23 am
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Binners. You'll be hearing from them soon.

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Can I have your bike?


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:26 am
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Undoubtedly suicide, probably some part due to believing he was responsible for the job losses of his former collogues.
Its not a "conspiracy theory" to see the impact that corruption and immorality at the top table can have on peoples lives.


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:27 am
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MSP - do you have info not in the public domain?


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:28 am
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He has 'personal opinion'.

The whole thing stinks and the correct answer is G.


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:31 am
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"Undoubtedly" was probably too strong a word.


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:32 am
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Posted : 19/07/2011 10:38 am
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strange how an investigative journalist uncovers a story of genuine public interest.....then tops himself. Didn't the Queen once refer to "dark forces" being at work in this country. To the op I'm going with d.


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:46 am
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Remember this guy was overweight and had problems with drink and drugs - heart attack?

We just don't know enough ATM


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:52 am
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timing and circumstances dictate that conspiracy is inevitable and he died of causes brought about by his addictions followed by an injection of cyanide behind the ear.....possibly


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 10:56 am
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nah im sure the met would never send a secret assassin to bump off someone involved with the NOTW
i mean its not like they have any kind of history with killing people with alcohol problems who sell the NOTW or anything
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Posted : 19/07/2011 10:58 am
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Fair comment TJ, on hearing the news of this guys death, would most peoples reaction not be raised eyebrows at least?


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 11:01 am
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When I heard that headline yesterday it certainly set alarm bells ringing inmy ears.
Possibly coincidence or something more sinister?


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 11:40 am
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Has somebody checked if he was wearing a helmet ?


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 11:59 am
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Remember this guy was overweight and had problems with drink and drugs

What was his user name? Who's he left his 5 to?


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 12:27 pm
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from today's Guardian

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He made no secret of his massive ingestion of drugs. He told me how he used to start the day with "a rock star's breakfast" – a line of cocaine and a Jack Daniels – usually in the company of a journalist who now occupies a senior position at the Sun. He reckoned he was using three grammes of cocaine a day, spending about £1,000 a week. Plus endless alcohol. Looking back, he could see it had done him enormous damage. But at the time, as he recalled, most of his colleagues were doing it, too.

So, if it was suicide, it was a prolonged one, which probably had one or two highly enjoyable moments. He actually sounds like a decent bloke. RIP. I bet he could spin a few good dits in the pub.


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 12:32 pm
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Remember this guy was overweight and had problems with drink and drugs - heart attack?

Agreed, or kidney failure or something. Stress about all this coming to light and he hit the bottles badly...


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 12:34 pm
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It was clearly TJ - just look how he's trying to divert attention.


 
Posted : 19/07/2011 12:36 pm