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Watch another bloody awful Watchfinder.co.uk advert again. Hopefully.


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 10:08 pm
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**** a goat to secure my freedom again. Hopefully.


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 10:09 pm
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Hide an uncomfortable chunk of metal up my ass for two years so I can deliver my colleagues' wrist watch to his son Butch.


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 10:30 pm
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I didn't know blow was blocked by the swear filter?

Edit: obviously only when in proximity to the word 'goat' ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 10:41 pm
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how close do you have to get to blow this goat?


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 10:44 pm
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Goat blow


 
Posted : 24/07/2017 7:18 am
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how close do you have to get to blow this goat?

Depends if he has the horn or not.


 
Posted : 24/07/2017 7:25 am
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I've blown a seal.

On a rear shock.


 
Posted : 24/07/2017 7:31 am
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I am so glad you picked up on my subliminal goat fellating message. There are so many insensitive types around these days who pay no heed to subtle hints.


 
Posted : 24/07/2017 10:33 am
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[i]I've blown a seal.

On a rear shock.[/i]

'arf 'arf


 
Posted : 24/07/2017 10:40 am
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I thought the punchline to that that joke was,
'No, it's just some frost on my top lip'.


 
Posted : 24/07/2017 10:46 am
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how close do you have to get to blow this goat?

About this close:

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Posted : 24/07/2017 12:38 pm