[Closed] Anyone NOT watching any Olympics?

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don simon - Member

I'm Not Reading All That Shit. It's incredibly witty, don't you know?

Ah, thanks for that.

- ignores past 2 pages.

Such a nice evening, so I went for a ride - and found something very rare indeed, trail dust and grip!

Love stuff like the Olympics,jubilee whatever.. since all the walkers and other trail divs go home to watch telly. meaning I can go for a fast shred.

I'll watch the opening ceremony on I-player or something, just to be in the know though (that's a lie, I just wants to perv on those hot foreign girls) 😛

Me NOT been out for a drink with friends in the red Lion in Leytonstone

Back to the question. Me. I want nothing to do with it.

Reckon I'll dodge almost all of it, not sure why I'd watch it. Being the Olympics is not enough reason to watch Badminton. Or any other sport I normally have zero interest in.

Come to think of it, the only genuine reason I can think for watching is to perv over fit women.

Still each to there own, but I'd rather be out in the highlands. Hope those that want to watch enjoy themselves and those that don't get out in the hills and enjoy themselves too.

Morning.

Normal service has been resumed. 😀

Shame. What a great couple of weeks of sport that was.

Never mind DezzieBee, just a couple of weeks of misery and then we've got the Paralympics. 😀

Thank **** that's all over! (for a couple of weeks)

Shall I tell you my Paralympics joke?

Go on!

I watched bits of it, but less than 5 hours in total (that includes the opening ceremony) and while it was alright it didn't set my heart on fire or fill me with GB pride

I will be interested to see how many Facebook updates there are for the paralympics or the next athletics meeting at Sheffield

Ok.

Paralympics - it doesn't matter who gets the gold medal....

They're all winners 😉

(Not sure if the delivery quite comes across!)

I thought it was going to be either "What do you call the olympic swimming events? - Vegetable soup." or "Today the paralympians are our sporting heroes, tomorrow the Department of Snide Innuendo will be round to ask why if they are so good at sport they are still claiming benefit and not working"

And before anyone gets too righteous I am visually-impaired, humour is one of the ways that we cope with our conditions.

My defence is that someone else told me it.

i don't get it

Jokes are like that.