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I'm going to invent a device which denies me access to my bike tools when I've got a bit of a "Red Mist" on.
AngerLock™ will prevent me from:
a) Pestering my mates to fix the bits i've broken.
b) Breaking off more bits and having to spend a load of cash at CRC or Cooksons.
I will also be desiging an automatic braking system called KnowYourLimits™ that will prevent me from falling down holes and some make up to cover over cut knees called NoDearIHaventFallenOff™.
I need to get a brethalyser fitted to my toolbox.
Looks a bit like this...
A couple of Hop Pops + a bit of a fettle = Invoice from LBS
For the later I suggest you have a look on the:
" Ishalllearntoridefirstand mtfusecond" website very good one 😉
Quite fancy one of these though 🙂
http://www.hit-air.de/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=19&Itemid=24
NoDearIHaventFallenOff™
That sounds like a good idea to me - was watching Nomads on RushHD lastnight and some of the gaps/drop offs they were doing and trying to justify it as a reason why I needed a new bike until a guy destroyed his rear wheel
Cheers Juan 😆
I don't fall off very often, but when I do I get very annoyed with myself and do further stupid things. Perhaps I should lock myself in the shed rather than the bike.
Perhaps I should lock myself in the shed rather than the bike.
Tell your wife to order one of these:
"Straphubbytothefridgeandmakehimbegformercistraponandbondagestrapkit".
I am happy to help
Quite fancy one of these though
That looks pretty good, just be a bit embarrasing if you forget to unplug it when you get off your bike.
😯I am happy to help
Not while I have my strength you won't.
LOL @ harry