One bottle of wine!

That place must be like Sandford from Hot Fuz!

"File photo" 🙂 just in case the reader didn't know what a bottle of wine looked like!!

Oh, take the piss if you like, but

PC Richard Whitcombe said: “This is not an isolated incident in this area.

Bloody hell! A hotbed of ne'er-do-well's, there. I'm surprised there aren't vigilante groups roaming the streets armed with baseball bats and pickaxe handles.

What a bunch of winers.

Exactly, they need better [i]sec[/i]urity.

It's time those varmints knew that there's a new shiraz in town

Nah they're quite a cru - nobody's going to scare them off

They're heading one way and one way only- straight to the State [i]Pinot[/i]entiary!

Could set up some sort of fire based security system. That way a crook might get charred on a vital body part.

Those residents certainly don't wanted to be taking any more crap- they've had shat enough already

Apparently, police are looking for a blue nun.

I remember a time when you could leave your front door unlocked and the local bobby did his beat at night with a whistle and a torch. Shocking.

The offenders escaped up Jacob`s Creek apparently they were found hiding out in the Black Tower on Blossom Hill