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First off your celestial majesty we thank you for 1976 and 2006. We thank you for the glimpse of your powers in early 2010 ,2011 and 2012.
We realise this was a sign of your benevolence when the unbelievers are celebrating the rising of a false god.
I have bought big proper 29er mudguards and dug out my winter clothes in penance for all the years I have forsaken you.
I am really effing sorry, can we have you back please.


 
Posted : 24/05/2013 7:58 am
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Posted : 24/05/2013 8:01 am
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bloody lovely dry, clear, slightly cool I admit, ride last night round my way

we were talking about what big pansies we'd become, riding round muddy patches and worrying about getting caught in a shower 🙄


 
Posted : 24/05/2013 8:07 am
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Posted : 24/05/2013 8:08 am
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*chortles*


 
Posted : 24/05/2013 8:36 am
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The poor bloke has never been the same since the partial solar eclipse of August 11th, 1999.


 
Posted : 24/05/2013 8:39 am
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Come on ,own up who pissed Rah off this time?
I am going to have to put my full mudguards back on my commuter .


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:05 am
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Rah is always up there shining down on us.
It is the effing clouds that get in the way.


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:09 am
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Why we don't take the Australian approach I don't know.[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:24 am
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I am going to have to put my full mudguards back on my commuter .
you took them off?! so it's [b]your[/b] fault.

BURN HIM!


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:26 am
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The author of that letter in the newspaper clipping is probably of above-average intelligence for Albury 😆


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:29 am
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I have built a wooden worship platform dedicated to Rah. Can I have a council tax rebate? 😈


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:30 am
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To be fair I replaced them with cruds front and rear with a neo guard so its not entirely my fault.


 
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The author of that letter in the newspaper clipping is probably of above-average intelligence for Albury

...or he's got a really dry sense of humour - must be all that extra sunshine. 🙂


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:31 am
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Got sunburn here, lovely weather in North Devon.


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:33 am
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It's "Ra" 😉


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 8:35 am
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Summer is a She

And she'll be here soon

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Posted : 30/05/2013 8:46 am
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Summer is a She

And she'll be here soon

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+1


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 9:22 am
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It's "Ra"

now its making sense....


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 9:27 am
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Us posh people call him Rah,as in ok yah.


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 9:30 am
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I'd love a poster print of that Summer kissing Mint Sauce pic....


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 9:32 am
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Borrow that one, I'm sure it won't be a problem.


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 9:43 am
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As I look out of the office window at the grey clouds and pouring rain, I am less inclined to build "a wooden worship platform dedicated to Rah" and use the wood to build an ark. I shall bring on board a pair of MTBs from each manufacturer then, when the floods abate, I will breed them and, in no time, you will be able to see herds of bikes sweeping majestically over the moors....


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 9:53 am
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Hey it is 16 degC in Edinburgh and it's not even June yet, we're lovin it!


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 10:56 am
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Been in the North all week with work, and I'd readily swop cold and damp with warm and damp.


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 12:53 pm
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I'd love a poster print of that Summer kissing Mint Sauce pic...

That was from one of the MBUK calendars; still got all mine kicking around somewhere. That would easily print to A4, probably A3.


 
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Posted : 30/05/2013 7:27 pm
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I'd love a poster print of that Summer kissing Mint Sauce pic....

Have you asked Jo for a copy?
With his delivery expertise it would make a lovely Xmas gift


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 7:33 pm
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I will accept many annoying kids' TV characters as I'm not the target audience, but that little wooly-headed shite Raa Raa needs a damn good hiding.


 
Posted : 30/05/2013 7:33 pm