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Timothy Dowling has finally written something funny in his Guardian Weekend Magazine column.
Attributed to his children though, a game that I think could achieve excellent results given the depth of scatalogical humour we cultivate in here:
[u]"Movie titles where the movie could be about the last poo you did"[/u]
His children have already come up with some starters:
"True Grit"
"Risky Business"
"His Dark Materials"
and his own inspired "Sideways"
But I think we can do better. Over to you.
Days of thunder.
Black Hawk Down
Sod it, I'm at work & bored, so here goes for a few more:
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
From Beyond (that's an old 80's horror film)
The Italian Job
We Dive At Dawn
Deliverance
Armaggeddon
Chicken Run (possibly Picolax related)
The Fast and the Furious
Dark star
The Crying Game.
For Your Eyes Only
Splash!
Gone with the Wind
The Thing
Big
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Grapes of Wrath
swiftly followed by:
There Will Be Blood
The Big Lebowski
Submarine
Brigit Jones Diary.
Oh, sorry, my mistake. That was just a crap film!
The Usual Suspects
Scream
Rocky
Downfall
Stuck on you
The Great Escape
Apocalypse Now
Heat
Alien
The Departed
The sound of music 😀
or maybe Enemy at the gates 😆
Titanic
Mary Poopins
with that TSY, I think we can move into puns and spoonerisms too 😉
Linda's Shits
Towering Inferno
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle(head)s ?
Dirty Pretty Things
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre?
Pan's Labyrinth
Bridget Jones' [s]Diary[/s]Diarrhea
Black Rain*
* actually, that sounds a bit nasty!
Ring?
Flushed away.
Scream.
Panic Room
Monster
The Big Lebowski...
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Hot Fuzz.
Thin red line
Touching the Void
There will be blood.
The Abyss.
Red October (whilst imagining Sean Connery piloting said turd out to sea with top secret silent propulsion system engaged...)
The Dirty Dozen
Something's Gotta Give
The Poseidon Adventure
Sink the Bismarck
Dirty Harry
Saw
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Amityville Horror
The Hills Have Eyes
Mississippi Burning
Crouching tiger hidden dragon?
Remains of the day?
Waiting to Exhale?
[b]Mission Impossible?[/b]
Don't look now
A very Long Engagement
[Tannoy] 'Cool Hand Luke' to the forum please, Cool Hand Luke [Tannoy]
ET
The Green Mile*
*Doctor's visit imminent.
Lord of the rings
Mystic pizza.
The Exorcist.
Pollock
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Blazing Saddles
Brief Encounter
Bullitt
Memento
Run Lola Run
Brick
The Hurt Locker
Analyze This.
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Gone in 60 Seconds
Operation Dumbo Drop
Easy Come, Easy Go
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Panic Room
The Core
Reign of Fire
Rear Window
The Sting
Touch of Evil 😮
Push
Stargate
Moon
Layer Cake
Seven Pounds
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Great Expectations.
Harry Pooper & the Chamber of Horrors
Carry On Up The Khyber
The magnificent seven (incher)
The thing
Monster
Ring of Bright Water.
Goldfinger
Superbad
The Mist
Log ans run
Attack The Block
Drag Me To Hell
The Last Airbender
The Devil's Backbone
Monsters vs Aliens
knew I could rely on you lot
😆
and continuing the nautical theme:
Das Boot
Touching the [s]Void[/s] Cloth.
Close Encounters of The Turd Kind
apocalypse now
free willy
cool runnings (not after a curry!)