"missing the point of mountain biking"
"Singlespeed is much simpler. What ratio should I use for Glentress?"
"Singlespeed makes you fitter. Now excuse me while i get off and push"
"<insert trail centre name> is just a featureless smooth gravel path."
"<same trail centre> is ruined by braking bumps"
"My Hope hub exploded for no apparent reason. Hope honoured the warranty which I paid for. Hope are AWESOME"
higthepig - MemberI never said that, re-read my post.
To be fair that one is often deployed fairly, lots of threads seem to have people either hallucinating comments, or just willfully making crap up. "You said..."
Badger and tubeless
Conti Vert Pro
erm...
"Whats's the post/thread about the Robin?"
"Yeah, I've given all my bikes names"
steed
dandy horse
question about ****** (sorry)
burr brinder gods
Stormtroopers.
Someone has actually asked "what grips for rigid singlespeed?" today.
😀
I've taken it apart, and now it doesn't work ! Is it my fault ?
"ust because I haven't ridden my mountain bike in the last 9 months doesn't mean I'm not a mountain biker"
"Where's the cheapest on-line place to buy...?"
Followed by
"Where have all the local bike shops gone?"
Followed by
"Anyone know SOGA 1979?"
"You are overbiked on your 6in skills-compensator, I ride Fort William DH track on a 100mm hardtail while only wearing a pair of Speedos... in January... at night... without lights."
Fat bikes are awesome
Fat bikes can go anywhere
Fat bikes are the new niche
Fat bike for sale
chakaping - Member"You are overbiked on your 6in skills-compensator,
Well I should hope so too, that's why I bought it!
another bimbo post.
🙄
Fat bikes are awesomeFat bikes can go anywhere
Fat bikes are the new niche
Fat bike for sale
big fat LoL! Fanks!
Houns - MemberFat bikes are awesome
Fat bikes can go anywhere
Fat bikes are the new niche
Do you want to sell me your Fat bike when you buy a new one? [s]for sale[/s]
8)
Talk to me about...wide bars
Talk to me about 10speed!
Spds v flats.
Inflating tubeless tyres.
I struggle with long sentences
(I [i]have[/i] read this thread, but read that acronym a lot too...)
pitchforks
bleeding heart socialists
various pythonisms
"Is it me or..."
(insert vague/nondescript title of thread) + (whatever thread is actually about + the word "content")
eg "aaaaaargh, my faith in humankind is eroded!!(probation officer content)"
I suspect all these are common to many internet forums apart from this one. The only other one I go on is far too stringently "on topic" to tolerate such things though...
yea everything you cant do... fear me!
I was only joking! Dohhh
Bet you couldn't fall off on an icy cattle grid like I did today!
Small Block 8s
Getting tired of one of the latest..
This.
"can you take your arguments elsewhere"
"RIP random drug fuelled celebrity"
"I'm considerably more empathic than you"
The million and one variations on sporting event spoilers which the OP can't see anything wrong with while every other contributor to the thread thinks that a slow painful death is too good for the likes of them.
HAMILTON AND MASSA COLLIDE!!
CAV CRASHES IN SPRINT!!
UNITED WIN WITH LAST GASP GOAL, WOW WHAT A MATCH!!
"Which kneepads?"
"You don't need kneepads you big girl's blouse!"