Years ago in some far flung Moroccan town I used the squat loo, peered in after to see my poo covered in a bloody mess. Felt fine but had 24hrs if worry before the next mornings poo, which was fine. Turns out another guest was rather ill. Phew.

I’ve now just remembered the bag of beetroot crisps I had last night……

Roasting whole beetroots without par-boiling them first. Then pretty much eating them all as nobody else fancied them. Yikes.

Been there, done that - after drinking beetroot juice in an attempt to lower my blood pressure....

Eating a whole packet of Oreos in one sitting also gives you a nasty shock the next morning.

Had the same shock after feeding the guinea pigs raw beetroot!

Yes, done that one.

Pink poo & pink pee for me.
Beetroot juice again.