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If you were a lady what would you be like?
Discuss 😉
fit.
Lesbian.
They seem to have so much fun.
Promiscious
Why what's on offer? 😛
Project - don't you mean Bi-sexual
At least then you would get somewhere!
Well I have often pondered that very question. I concluded that as a woman I would, be big boned, have a big adams apple, a deep voice, knobbly knees, and be quite hairy. So probably not a good idea.
Can I answer but in reverse? If I were a boy....... oh now wait beyonce bouncey bum already did that 😀
I'd be freakin amazing!! And have a massive weaner. Oh and I'd have big muscles and be in pornos. (probably)
I'd be like Lolo...
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RIP Lolo
Well I have often pondered that very question. I concluded that as a woman I would, be big boned, have a big adams apple, a deep voice, knobbly knees, and be quite hairy.
Get your coat luv, you've pulled 🙂
I'd be a miserable sod with no friends. Again....
mad as a box of frogs
Promiscious
See this is what i'd say but i don't want to go with men...
Like me.
But with tits.
A slapper.....soooo much fun 😀
See this is what i'd say but i don't want to go with men...
Are you sure ? Not even if they are strong and athletic, with beads of perspiration rolling off their dark shiny muscular bodies, as they grab you in a masterful way and treat you like the cheap tart you really are ?
Maybe it's just me then.
You love the c**k?
Ernie, it's not too late to pen that first Mills & Boon you've been promising yourself you'd write....
Id' like to think this
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but in reality it would be this
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I'm with Tazzy on the top pic. And lesbian with it.
I wouldn't get a boob job or botox or my lips enhanced, I may be a prick teaser though!
I'd have boobs. And therefore I would never leave the house.
I may be a prick teaser though!
+1
But i don't know why..
Nothing nice about that waist Tazzy, most of her insides are probably ****ed, bet she does amazing farts!
Edit: Love how many chaps just want to be a woman to get boobs - just get really fat then you'd have boobs!
Oh and I would have the most fantastic selection of high heels, Imelda Marcos would weep at my collection
Nothing nice about that waist Tazzy,
sorry I disagree, but I used to make custom corsets for lots of money so I'm really rather biased
aesthetically tis lovely but them corsets are bloody vicious and take a hellva a lot of getting into! Girl I know does burlesque and has trained her waist to next to absolutely nothing, was wearing it for quite a while the other week before she performed and was seizing up bless her :/
I would do some research is size everything 🙂
Oh and I would have the most fantastic selection of high heels
You ever tried to walk in them?
You ever tried to walk in them?
yep, I'm a dab hand up to a 5" heel, and none of that platform rubbish either, proper stilletos
ahem.... goth and the rocky horror show may have something to answer for, apparently I also have legs that most girls would kill for 😳
Tazzy, are you also a suicide bomber?
Do you shave them tazzy?!! 🙂
Tazzy, are you also a suicide bomber?
to be fair given my past history of boy partners more like a suicide bummer 😀
emma82 - epilation for the win and the chest... it keeps a boy smooth for longer 😀
yep, I'm a dab hand up to a 5" heel, and none of that platform rubbish either, proper stilletos
You must be well short to start with - if you can pull wearing 5" heels.
Not many men like their crumpet to tower over them.
to be fair given my past history of boy partners more like a suicide bummer
If only there were a like button..
nooooo, I epilate but it makes me have ingrowing hairs 🙁 Gone back to shaving. What about the *ahem* delicate areas? Bet you don't epilate that bit!
nooooo, I epilate but it makes me have ingrowing hairs
use a exfoliating glove daily and it stops the ingrowing hairs.
can't believe we're doing a tazzies beauty tips, this is as bad as when i used to give advice to my girly goth mates on correct selection of eyeliner
ahhh good idea, I only exfoliate once a week or if im having a fake tan. Now you mention eyeliner....any tips? I probably should have been born a bloke, I'm not very 'girlie' although I'm better than I used to be!
emma82- do you use liquid or pencil?
I'm not very 'girlie'
me neither, i'm a big old bruiser these days 😀
pencil. Liquid usually ends up on the floor or streaked all over the place
when selecting in the shop if you try the pencil first on the little bit of skin between the thumb and hand you can see how well it will work as the skin is very similar in texture to that of the eye lids. if the pencil line breaks up it'll look dreadful when applied.
That's what I get!!! That is always what I get and I hate it! Very good Tazzy 🙂 I'll have a go at that then
www.makeuptipstrackworld.com
Oi CFH at least it makes a change from what tyre threads 😆
Would you judge me if I said I actually just clicked the link?
Would you judge me if I said I actually just clicked the link?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant!!
I actually just clicked the link
My work here is done!
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Seems to me most men would be dirty sluts, but why?
Seems to me most men would be dirty sluts, but why?
because it's much easier for an ugly lass to get sexy time action than it is for an ugly man (even with a cider visor women still have some taste, after a few pints most men would dry bum thora hird), so they all want to make up for lost time
Because most men are dirty sluts as men anyway, why change the habit of a life time?! 🙄
because it's much easier for an ugly lass to get sexy time action than it is for an ugly man
Is that really true though? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all that - how do you define ugly?
Seems to me most men would be dirty sluts, but why?
Probably because we believe that the only thing between us and getting laid is feminism, in reality we're probably just a bit fat ugly and socially awkward 😛
Emma, sorry if my earlier lark about the link offended!
how do you define ugly?
well lets just say differing from the conventional norm then.
You'll all be TRANSVESTITE
Quiet a dum ass question when knowing the obvious
A multiple National and World Downhill Champion (now retired from competition)
dry bum thora hird)
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because it's much easier for an ugly lass to get sexy time action than it is for an ugly man (even with a cider visor women still have some taste, after a few pints most men would dry bum thora hird), so they all want to make up for lost time
Quote of the year!
(But true) 😳
haha, no flashy it didn't. I did feel a prize dick though :/
I did feel a prize dick though
Lucky you!
Boom! Boom! 🙂
I did feel a prize dick though
Wrong thread sweetheart. 🙁
A multiple National and World Downhill Champion (now retired from competition)
ehh?
Lucky you!Boom! Boom!
LOL!!!
Lesbian nymphomaniac.
I'd totally publish all the feminine secrets online so all blokes who weren't socially adept would know what they were.
(I'd need to get a bloke to do the html for me though.)
GW - Member
A multiple National and World Downhill Champion (now retired from competition)
What the hell, are you on about Grayson Perry?
But he done XC biking
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Maybe he biked a lot more when dressed !