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[Closed] A question for da yoofs (or parents of yoofs)?

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How do people who wear jeans with the belt right down below their arse keep them up? I know if I tried to wear jeans with the belt lower than my buttocks they'd fall down pretty easy. How is this accomplished?


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:03 pm
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Hung up on their knob?

You [i]do[/i] have a knob??


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:07 pm
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I think they just have to hold them up all the time.


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:09 pm
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not quite sure how my son manages it. apart from getting a ear bashing of "pull them up" once tried yanking them up by the belt loops unfortunately picking a 15yrs old by the belt loops didnt work as im left holding a pair of belt loops


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:22 pm
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Cock pushups


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:25 pm
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unfortunately picking a 15yrs old by the belt loops didnt work as im left holding a pair of belt loops

Grab the top of his undercrackers (Which will, undoubtedly be on show) with both hands and yank. Yank hard.

Wedgie the little blighter!


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:28 pm
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staples


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:30 pm
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Walk like a crab with legs wide apart?


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:35 pm
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think the worst part om my sons "dress code" is the luminous or ridiculous patterned boxers on show


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:39 pm
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I assume this is why they walk with one hand in front of their crotch at all times - poised to catch their trousers if they finally make a break for it


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:40 pm
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luminous or ridiculous patterned boxers on show

See above.


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:40 pm
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only thing im thankful of is that he isnt one of these youths that go round with his hand down his trousers as if they've found a new toy


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:46 pm
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Greater trochanters - thats what holds them up.

Although it is not a fool proof method - I once saw a yoof have his trackies fall down to round his ankles as he was descending the stairs on a double decker bus. Fell flat on his face. Looked a sore one.

MORE TO THE POINT - what's with these yoof who walk around with their hand down their pants playing with themselves? They are second against the wall come the revolution.


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 6:52 pm
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My eldest son doesn't ware his trousers below his buttocks, but pretty low. Amusing watching him trying to climb stairs with no use of his hips. Even funnier is him riding his BMX, although he has gone through a few pairs of shorts this summer because he keeps ripping the arse out of them.

I would give him a good slap, but he's get big now. 😕


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 8:33 pm
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If you're trying to achieve the look lodders, there is a solution.

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You're probably half way there anyway (perm and all that. Eh, eh?) 😉


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 8:38 pm
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I'm 24 and really struggle with the frame of mind that these yoots who put their hands down their trousers all the time. I mean, that's your genitals. What on earth are you doing?

I know I wear my trews lower than you lot, but they are at the top of my arse. They stay up because they're meant to fit there. I think it's the same with the really low ones- they just sort of hang on in other places.


 
Posted : 22/09/2012 9:07 pm
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only thing im thankful of is that he isnt one of these youths that go round with his hand down his trousers as if they've found a new toy

Driving a lesbian freind through Chester when the races where on, a few lads just standing there on the side of the road, with their hands down their trousers, window gets wound down and ali shouts, get your f.king hands out off your cocks you dirty bastards,theres ladies around, an almost instant responce,and loads of fellow race gorers all pointing and laughing.


 
Posted : 23/09/2012 10:07 am
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what's with these yoof who walk around with their hand down their pants playing with themselves?

They are not grabbing their manhood. It is a gangland cultural thing from the US that indicated [ because they could not be on show] that you were tooled up - as in carrying a loaded gun.
i doubt most of them who do this realise what it means.


 
Posted : 23/09/2012 10:17 am