Sons 16th birthday party and I'm resigned to lurking upstairs with only occasional trips downstairs to check on any potential vomitees
I'm bored rigid
I must say though, that the modern young lady must have a very chilly lady garden, judging by the length of skirt evident in Feet Towers tonight!
I must say though, that the modern young lady must have a very chilly lady garden, judging by the length of skirt evident in Feet Towers tonight
You don't know how thick their knickers are... do you?
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Wide belts?
Ah, I have fond memories of vomiting copiously after a few too many Babychams at teenage parties...
Happy days. 😀
Lots of greyhound skirts on show?
I have fond memories of vomiting copiously after a few too many Babychams at teenage parties
Babycham ? Your tough East End upbringing involved drinking Babycham ?
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All the rage amongst the independent school set doncha know.
What's that saying about threads and pictures?
Babycham ? Your tough East End upbringing involved drinking Babycham ?
Erm, yes. 😳
That was when I was about 13/14 (it was very cheap ok), that and Thunderbirds (why? Why?) then when I got a bit older to be seen with a can of Special Brew/Tennents Super in your haynd at parties was de rigueur. That invariably led to much stomach evacuation too, sadly. 🙁
About 15 I discovered Cannabis. Which I then subsequently learned did not mix too well with large amounts of alcohol.
Ecstasy had to be the best though; din't want to drink so din't end up in a drunken state. Much more preferable to arrive home [i]not[/i] covered in vomit.
Tennents Super
Mix it half n half with Frosty Jacks to create super snakebite and brace for a serious hangover!
Fred. They're 18 FFS. Ecstasy is just, like soooooooo last century (and pills nowadays are shite). I'll wager there was a permenantly long queue for the toilet 😉
That was when I was about 13/14 (it was very cheap ok), that and Thunderbirds (why? Why?) then when I got a bit older to be seen with a can of Special Brew/Tennents Super in your haynd at parties was de rigueur. That invariably led to much stomach evacuation too, sadly.
You're just too classy for here Fred. Kind of all went all downhill after this, no? 😈
That was when I was about 13/14 (it was very cheap ok)
ROFLMAO
You turned up to parties with Babycham ? Did you and your mates all wait outside the off-licence whilst the oldest looking one went in to buy the Babycham ?
So tell me........how many Babychams did it take before you were [i]"vomiting copiously"[/i]
I used to drink babychams but my little finger became tired.
Nah, we'd send the birds in to get the booze and fags, as they could fool the offies into believing they were 18. You know what teenage girls are like. So we more or less had to put up with what they chose. 😐
At the tender age of 13 or 14, it woon't really take a lot to see me chucking me guts up really. Bit of a lightweight tbh. 😆
I weren't the worst though; one lad would have literally half a glass of whatever, bleuurgh! Comatose for the rest of the night. I don't think his eyebrows ever grew back....
we'd send the birds in to get the booze and fags
It was the girls what bought you the Babycham ? What fags did they buy you ?
So you turned up to parties with the crumpet already on tow, had a few bottles of Babycham, and a packet of Consulate Extra Light, then ended the evening 'chucking your guts up'.
Sounds like a wild and crazy upbringing in the East End of London.
Right, I've had a good look round, there's definitely no Babycham here
Lots of pissed teenagers, but no Babycham!
We have a pukee. Good job party finishes at midnight
Never again
Probably
So you turned up to parties with the crumpet already on tow, had a few bottles of Babycham, and a packet of Consulate Extra Light, then ended the evening 'chucking your guts up'.
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piedi di formaggio - MemberWe have a pukee. Good job party finishes at midnight
Never again
Probably
Midnight?
FFS I just escaped from the party 'cos allegedly I am a sensible adult at 12.30