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[Closed] A man is sitting in a seafood restaurant...

bearnecessities · 2014-10-03T07:09:00Z

...the waiter approaches and asks what he would like. “Squid.” replies the man. “Would you like to pick your squid from the tank sir?” asks the waiter. “Yes please, I’ll have that one.” The man points to a small, frightened looking green squid with hairs on its lips. “Very good sir, I’ll just get the chef out to kill it then cook it for you as soon as possible,” said the waiter. “Gervais! A squid for you!” The chef, Gervais, approaches the tank, removes the terrified squid, lips hairs trembling, and positioned his meat cleaver above it. He is just about to strike the squid when he drops the cleaver to the floor and wails “I can’t kill the poor little thing.” And runs away sobbing. “Doesn’t matter sir,” said the waiter, “I will ask the dishwasher, Hans, if he will kill it instead.” Hans, a big burly man with massive arms, approaches the table, picks up the meat cleaver and prepares to chop up the shivering squid. He looks it in the eye, then breaks down crying. “I can’t hurt this poor little squid.” He is inconsolable. The waiter turns to the customer and shrugs and says. “Hans, who does dishes, can be soft as Gervais with mild green hairy lip squid.” :oops:

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The past, present and future were all in a bar. It was tense.

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