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There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house that he bought with a secret loan that he didn't declare to his mortgage lender because he's a sleazy prick who thinks he's better than you.

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Posted : 17/03/2010 9:40 am
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Top link!


 
Posted : 17/03/2010 9:47 am
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funny


 
Posted : 17/03/2010 11:13 am
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[i]One, two buckle my shoe
Three, four, knock at the door
Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.[/i]


 
Posted : 17/03/2010 11:25 am
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I wee'd myself when I read that this morning... Absolute genius...


 
Posted : 17/03/2010 12:09 pm
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The Daily Mash is back on top form. 🙂


 
Posted : 17/03/2010 12:52 pm
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One of the best Mash posts ever! Superb!


 
Posted : 17/03/2010 12:55 pm