[Closed] 5 things that make a woman irresistible

It helps if they're not fussy.

It should be noted that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".

this isn't going to end well.

it's already started badly.

this isn't going to end well.

it's already started badly.

Past performance is no guide to the future an' all, but I do tend to agree..... 😆

Oh, another 'my opinion is more valid than yours' piece. Great.

big hands

All her own teeth.

A pulse.

Gin and soft lighting.

[i]DrJ - Member

A pulse.[/i]

Aim high Dr J, that's the spirit.

A pulse.

Fussy get.

loose morals

3 things that attracted my wife to me

1. I had a car
2. I had central heating
3. I didn't work shifts

She did think for a while that me and my house mate were gay*, but was prepared to overlook that because of points 1, 2 and 3.

*We weren't. But it doesn't make you a bad person.

The ability to hold her breath for a long time when in a hot tub has always appealed to me
Having to come up for air all the time is just inconsiderate

Magnets.

all 6 of the original points are completely true with regard to my girlfriend.
i still find it hard to believe she said yes when i first asked her out too...

In no order of importance:

Poise
Eyes
Figure
Intelligence
Sensuality
Honesty (with herself would be a good start)

4 = voice

One that doesn't go-on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

1: Character. That is having character, not being a character / eccentric.
2: Figure
3: Confidence, to a degree some way short of arrogance.
4: GSH - Yeah, yeah, I know.
5: Looks

For me, in that order.

Recently been chatted up by a woman in the office.
I really like her, she has something to say and a sense of humour I really like.
She's down to earth, but likes a laugh.
Isn't a make-up queen and has a fantastic walk.

Sadly, it can never go anywhere.
🙁

Oh well. Plenty more pebbles on the beach.

I liked some of the comedy one-liners ^^^^^^

all 6 of the original points are completely true with regard to my girlfriend.
i still find it hard to believe she said yes when i first asked her out too...

Ahhh...

But do you...

1) Have a Car
2) Have central heating
3) Do not work evenings and weekends
4) Not have a boyfriend

?

If you can answer yes to the first three and are prepared to be flexible on 4) you have your answer.

If helps if they don't know what Chloroform smells like.

i like a woman with high testosterone levels, means high sex drive, quick to orgasm and legs so hairy it looks like they're growing their own snow-boots.

and boobs, never forget boobs.

3 things that attracted my wife to me

1. I had a car
2. I had central heating
3. I didn't work shifts

I moved into a shared house, where I met my wife. She's since admitted that her first thought about me was "oooh, he's got a washing machine". Then I started waffling on about bikes, and, over a yawn-inducingly detailed description of a Campag groupset, romance reared its head.

* Might have been the relative merits of Stronglight cranks, now I come to think about it. I was [i]really[/i] smooth back in those days, the king of chat-up.

Not stressing (too much) when commenting on how sexy that bike in the shop is, and yes i will need it to add to the others in the garage.

[i]Then I started waffling on about bikes, and, over a yawn-inducingly detailed description of a Campag groupset (romance reared its head.

* Might have been the relative merits of Stronglight cranks, now I come to think about it. I was really smooth back in those days, the king of chat-up.
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Excellent !.

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If they are bringing me cold beer then that is pretty much me sold.

[i]If they are bringing me cold beer then that is pretty much me sold[/i]

Yeap, its not really a surprize that so many bar maids get asked out.

As you point out, they serve beer.

Jobs a goodun.
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not having an Australian accent.

[i]If they are bringing me cold beer then that is pretty much me sold. [/i]

that 2 track mind of yours still going well mrP

Yeap, its not really a surprize that so many bar maids get asked out.

How many of them are 6... or even 12 pinters?

Easy:

Intelligence
A sense of humour
Honesty
Sensuality
Self confidence

I have no idea what Mrs PJM1974 sees in me though.

Big goofy teeth, a massive fat arse and breath like a dying gibbon always gets me going.

I agree with point No. 6, it certainly helps if they have eyes.

Nice legs, after that I'm not fussy 😆

Oh yeah... being a lesbian has always been a plus.

[i]being a lesbian has always been a plus.[/i]

In the whole "finding women irresistible " thing?

yeah, helps.

Are you a lady too then emsz?

[i]How many of them are 6... or even 12 pinters?[/i]

LoL. Is that what it takes TSY.
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If I had / could drink six pints, I'd probably need an ambulance, or at the very least a translator.
Can anyone actually drink 12 pints at one session ?.

Solo.. you'd have to drink the bar dry in my local... and even then...

A big fat purse........

[i]Solo.. you'd have to drink the bar dry in my local... and even then...
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😆 😆

Just think about how they might be rating you
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Solo - I daren't

I am of course joking. All women are beautiful. Even the ugly ones.

Women with curvy hips and smaller waists are to men as beer is to an alcoholic,” according to Steven Platek of Georgia Gwinnett College, who believes that the modern woman has been “duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls,". That’s right, women are meant to have large bottoms, full breasts and grabbable thighs. According to Platek, wider hips are “generally indicative of better overall physical health” and this is recognised by men on a primal level. So, where’s the cake?

Thank god for that is all I can say. Most parts of me are highly [s]wobbly[/s] grabable

Can anyone actually drink 12 pints at one session ?.

For me it depends on the length of a session. 12 was commonplace on all-day six nations on TV in the pub sessions whilst at uni. 12pm til 3am the following morning - quite easy to get that many down.
Couldn't hack it these days though.

Ah, to be young again.

After 12 pints women aren't so much irresistable as irrelevant for all you'd be capable of if any actually went for the drunken slobbering idiot look.

If I had / could drink six pints, I'd probably need an ambulance, or at the very least a translator.
Can anyone actually drink 12 pints at one session ?.

I can catergorically state that the answer to this is yes. Witnessed my mate drink 14 pints in two hours when we were younger. He proceeded to chuck it back up every 5 yards for about 150 yards walked but he kept it down for 15 minutes.

14 pints in two hours

[i]I can catergorically state that the answer to this is yes. Witnessed my mate drink 14 pints in two hours when we were younger. He proceeded to chuck it back up every 5 yards for about 150 yards walked but he kept it down for 15 minutes.
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So, err, in effect, he couldn't.

But, I'm still amazed he did it.

EDIT.

Infact, there isn't room in my body for that volume of liquid or most of it.
He must have sloshed around like a water baloon.

Can anyone actually drink 12 pints at one session ?.

BOT now please.

List your 5 things, please.

😉

1: Large breasts.

2: Errr.....

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Eyes
Sense of humour
Intelligence
Voice/accent
Body.

Pretty much in that order, to be honest. Non-smoker has to be on the list somewhere as well, there's no bigger turn-off for me.

1. Intelligence.
2. Humour.
3. Kind and caring.
4. Confidence.
5. Humility.
All carefully packed and wrapped in a body with great norks and a fantastic ar5e!

For some on here, a hidden valve and inflation pump must be high on the list.

Now you see. Theres at least two good points made by others which probably means I'd up my list from five to seven points / characteristics.

My two additions would be the intelligence thing.
Good call.
Doesn't have to be a rocket scientist, but good conversation is a must.

And, has to be a non smoker.

And, has to be a non smoker.

I used to date a girl that smoked after sex, a dab of lube cured that though.

intelligent
cute arse
slim
attractive
funny
tolerant
well traveled...
that's all

I think it's impossible to list.

What makes a woman irresistable depends on the woman just as much as the man.

It might just be the way she looks at you, she might not tick any of your other boxes.

My advice is always to go ugly early and avoid the rush...

well traveled...

That the same as 'high mileage'?

Can anyone actually drink 12 pints at one session ?

Is this a trick question.?

second page and no pics 🙁

1. 3 feet tall
2. flat head
3. turns into a pizza at midnight

I haven't had much luck finding one that is all 3.

Not having an Adam's apple.

fins and a fishy smell