A few names kept popped more than once on [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/so-5-dinner-guests ]the other thread[/url] that got me thinking, so I decided it would be a good idea to invite for dinner the five most self-satisfied, self-congratulatory, insufferable gits I could imagine having at my table.
Derren Brown
Ricky Gervais
Brian Cox
Stephen Fry
Richard Dawkins
The indigestion would be out of this world.
Floyd Mayweather
Kanye West
Piers Morgan
Bono
Puff Daddy (or whateverTF he likes to be called)
Blair (though if we're strict on 5 he'd have to come without God by his side)
Piers Morgan
Simon Cowell
Lance
Katie Clickbait
David Cameron
Bear Grylls
Stephen Fry
Katie Hopkins
Naomi Campbell
I actually served Derren Brown dinner last year, really nice guy (not in my house, at work.)
I actually served Derren Brown dinner last year, really nice guy (not in my house, at work.)
He clearly got you under his spell 😉
Darlings, is no one going to put CFH on their list?
🙁
But really, 😆
I'd have stuck you in my list CFH but I couldn't think of five. Would you be up for dinner for two? 🙂
Me*5
Pickles
Sugar
Paris
Ramsey
Flintstone
You've all forgotten Laurence Lleywellyn-Bowen.
I would add Bono, Anne Robinson, Elton John and Piers Morgan.
Elton John. Good call.
I'd love to have Gwyneth Paltrow over so I could pop a massive plate of steak and kidney pie, chips and gravy in front of her, and a pint of Stella, and see the look on her face.
I've actually been for a pint or two with Brian Cox, and he wasn't smug at all, very nice in fact. That was just before he became super famous though (after his infamous 'Anyone who thinks the Large Hadron Collider will destroy the world is a ****' quote but before he was on TV a lot) - probably would have been deluged in selfie-seekers if it happened today. Tragically I didn't think to get one myself so the anecdote remains unevidenced to this day...
Will Self
Jeremy Hardy