[Closed] 3! Minutes! To Miiiiiiiidnight

And here I was thinking this was going to be an Iron Maiden thread

And here was me thinking his watch was fast.

So, according to them, the threat is as high as it was in 1984

Let's just try and remember 1984 a minute

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Complete and utter underpants!

I'll see your nuclear war and raise you

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ZOMBIES! Since TV guide covers are the best judge of the threat of armageddon

Rather than runaway climate change, (the most recent increase an astronomical 0.01deg C, IIRC), it's things like this I'm much more concerned about:
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/22/us/asteroid-fly-by/
A chunk of rock the size of a VW Microbus landing in Central London would devastate everything out as far as the M25, and cause significant damage a hundred or so miles away.
It wasn't zombies that killed off the dinosaurs, after all.