Was it the brackets missing from that silly equation? 🙂
An Orange 5?
He's got to let us know soon. Do you think he's sitting staring at the screen with his arms crossed, and a grumpy face on? 😀
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Do you think he's sitting staring at the screen with his arms crossed, and a grumpy face on?
I'm starting to hope he drowned at sea.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Billy the ships mate and c-beams glittering in the dark ?
It's clearly either a leatherback turtle or Shergar.
Well no-ones guessed yet so I'm off to pack the car, I'm off to Scotland you see, taking the bike as well!
I'll tell you when I get back.
Hang on, I'll give you a clue.....'The owl & the pussycat went to sea, in a beautiful pea green boat',...
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I think with that contemptuous response, the thread should be deleted.
Was it a tin of mushy peas?
Anyone give a sh1t ??
No iDave, now I know he didn't die at sea I can spend the weekend hoping his brakes fail.
Nah, It was a piccy of a STARGATE.. only I've lost the bloomin toolbar for the upload link..
"Sit's arms folded with a grumpy face"
Oh, hang on you talking bout' the OP..
"Still sitting arms folded"
Worst. Thread. Ever.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Billy the ships mate and [b]c-beams [/b]glittering in the dark ?
I think you mean sea breams.
Bin Laden's flip flop?
There's too much of this shit on hereIs the answer Hartlepool?
You're leaving Hartlepool. What makes you think anyone would look back 😯
Steve Bobs following a botched burial at sea.
A Mint Sauce key ring waiting to be delivered?
Oh all right, I'll tell you.
An Owl. 3 miles out at sea, off Hartlepool. Defo an owl cos my mate who was with us is a bit of an ornithologist said it was & 3 others all said together, '**** me, thats an owl'
Anyway, sorry it wasn't more exciting but I didn't expect so many replies.
[i]No iDave, now I know he didn't die at sea I can spend the weekend hoping his brakes fail[/i]
I'll let you know about that. I hope you rabbit dies & you can't sell the hutch.
I know, I know <waves hand in air>
Some honey (wrapped up in a five pound note)
and now it's off to Scotland with you and the bike?
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more likely a drowned owl & cat - ed: ah, I see we have an answer
Zzzzzzzz
Was it flying through the Stargate?
Hang on, I'll give you a clue.....'The owl & the pussycat went to sea, in a beautiful pea green boat',.
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
I hope you rabbit dies & you can't sell the hutch
Wow, that really is abstract. You've redeemed yourself... have a nice trip.
This thread was a real hoot.
bikebouy - MemberNah, It was a piccy of a STARGATE.. only I've lost the bloomin toolbar for the upload link..
There you go . . .
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Nah, you just missed off the '/' from the last img bracket. I have nothing useful to add to this thread - just wanted to see the stargate piccy 🙄
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^^ looks like a swimming pool not a gate
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Is that a treadmill in front of the stargate swimming pool?
Possibly, the plane has already taken off though
OP heading up north today...:
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An owl? After all that? I was moderately surprised the first time I saw one at work (about 50km from the nearest land). But then it did buzz me, talons out when I stepped out of the control room...
Damn, I still had a whole load of funny (debatable I know) answers to suggest! 🙁
was his name Dave?
TuckerUK - Member
Damn, I still had a whole load of funny (debatable I know) answers to suggest!
Same here. An OWL FFS!
Shall we just keep going anyway?
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8824744/Man-surfs-on-shark.html ]Was it a man surfing on a shark?[/url]
I struggle with long sentences has there been an answer worth reading?
The best thing to find in the Sea off Hartlepool, is dashing aquatic hero [url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1735261.stm ]Timmy Mallett[/url]
200th post brings a joke:
What kind of owl do you find in the kitchen??
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twitchy trigger finger........
coming to the partuy a bit late but....
A confused looking Barry Manilow singing Bermuda triangle.
I know! I know!
was it an owl?
David Walliams
Vikings?
The yellow submarine?
a bear peeing in a wetsuit?
Was it stuffed?
I wish I'd dropped the Timmy Mallett much earlier.
Has Esselgruntfuttock revealed what he saw off Hartlepool yet?
('Cause I'm slightly curious but can't be arsed to read six pages to find out...)
Was it Athelstan the seal?
Last seen by myself and a naked woman in the River Thames in 2007 opposite the O2 Arena. Sad to say the love between the naked woman and I died sometime ago, but I'm really chuffed to hear that Athelstan is alive and well.
An owl on it's way to Hogwarts 😉
A seafaring Antelope leaping out of the water?
Robson Green fishing being an annoying twit?
ffs - what?
It was one of these:
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has he not answered yet 😡 damn you op,i hope that when you are next at the seaside (and eating some fish & chips) that a large seagull swoops down and flies off with your prized cod in batter.oh and does a little poo on your head just for good measure 😉 (only kidding 🙂
If you did see an antelope, tell him that if he marries in haste, he can repent at leisure. Though an invite would have been nice.
Raceface - read it. You think it might have been an owl??
Whale oil, beef hooked.
An owl on it's way to Hogwarts
The owl I saw on the rig looked kinda like Headwig, but it was obviouslly lost or just taking a vacation.
HMS Hood
USS Eldridge (one for the conspiracy fans)
Some honey or a fiver?
Lock Ness monster returning from his holidays?
an irish/french ref in concrete boots? 😕
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antelope! see? Ant elope, ant elope, like the ant running away to get married? see?
Noahs Ark?
Molgrips running?
Ed Oxley in an acorn?
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Molgrips running?
Not a chance. High speed camera? Then maybe...
some dangerous braking bumps?
Was it a campervan?
Molgrips running?
With an old man on a bike in hot pursuit?
A piece of gravy?
So what the hell was it?
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Stone The Flamin' Crows!