[Closed] 2 truths and 1 lie - I need your lies..!

"I never post on bicycle forums during company time"

I spent 12 months in side.
I'm really a man.
I'm not at work today.

I have a good imagination.

I live on the Isle of Wight

I've delivered a baby in a carpark.
I've built a cabinet from scratch.
I've fixed a strangers car at the side of the road.
I've killed.

Subtle. I like (especially molgrips).

The left half of your brain was disconnected when you were 8 months old.

you used to be a man !

I've never seen Groundhog day
I've never seen Groundhog day
I've never seen Groundhog day

you once helped a member of the royal family give birth using nothing but your teeth

i dont like stupid team building exercises
i was made to go on this stupid course
I expect to learn f all from the half wit teaching me

Might fail the subtlety test but net it gets a reaction from them

Paul gadd was your babysitter.
Your in the guinness book of records.
Your agoraphobic.

I've won a Blue Peter Badge
I once served David Beckham (or other celebrity of choice) a happy meal
I have had an affair with a reality TV star
I sold my wedding pictures to OK magazine

On the same day, I have been both detained and wined and dined by the CIA.

I have stuck to the brief and included only one lie

I haven't

molgrips - now that I like.

godzilla - Paul Gadd one is good. He and I come from the same town.

(whilst talking on a internet chatroom) 'yeah, i am a pretty muscular 13 stone man'

😀

we did a smiliar thing last week.

I said I'd cycled 200 miles in one day and met Sean Connery.

Sadly they knew me too well and easy guessed it.

I once came third in the (insert event of choice).

Makes it believable because you are not claiming to have won.

You once ate so much blackpudding that you got iron poisoning

"I've got a rare form of reverse diabetes and need to eat raw jelly cubes every day"

edit: this is more effective if you have a packet secreted about your person

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I suffer frequent involuntary erections that can take up to 1 hour to deflate..

I once helped to track and ultimately capture an ostrich

I came 2nd in an air guitar competition in minehead

I've been nominated to carry the Olympic torch.

I was kicked out Navy for using too much Vaseline.

I love You.
I adore You.
Your bum doesn't look big in that.

I suffer frequent involuntary erections that can take up to 1 hour to deflate..

Lol 🙂

I like the idea of including several wildly unbelieveable claims and something horribly personally embarassing to watch them squirm as they use elimination to arrive at the uncomfortable conclusion.. 🙂

I wouldn't care if they were all bolx to be honest 🙂 Having a laugh is better for ice breaking/team building than anything else.

I once caused a multi-car pileup on the M6 whilst trying to pleasure <insert Z-list celeb's name here> on a footbridge using a cucumber.

I have eaten dog.
I own a small part of the moon.
To this day i am still the holder of the district under 14's 800 metres record.
I was an extra in Byker Grove.
I have one of Usain Bolts old running shoes, my sister has the other one.
I have never eaten a Jelly Baby.
I was first reserve on series 4 of Big Brother.

I was at Uni with Bin Laden
I lived next door to Fred West...

The cheque is in the post
I'm not about to cum
I washed it today

"I have good people skills"

Really if you want ideas for a good fib you have to tell us what your two truths are

I am TJ

I am MN 'royalty' (I could give you some names if you want...)

Minnesota or Mumsnet?

Mumsnet Minnesota has no royalty

I've flown and airplane.
I used to take the video and photos on parachute jump courses.
I'Ve driven racing cars.

I once performed with a snake.

My dad was a composer for television. At my Christening they played a piece he'd written, which was an early version of what would eventually be the "Murder She Wrote" theme tune.

^ Winner.

I was the world's first test-tube baby. (Thanks to China Miéville for that idea.)

That was a girl called Louise something.

I used to be known as Louise something

I think I have a loose something.

I like the idea of including several wildly unbelieveable claims and something horribly personally embarassing to watch them squirm as they use elimination to arrive at the uncomfortable conclusion..

This. I reckon what I'd do is make all three claims as outrageous lies, and them fess up after they've spent ages working out which of them they'd think actually might be true about me.

in the interests of the good old days

"I've written all of your names on my nob"

Jim fixed it for me.

I was born as a conjoined twin. My brother died shortly after we were born, and I had to have eleven operations to fully remove him.

I was the direct inspiration for one of the medical conditions in the video game Theme Hospital.

Frisky, the cat in the Coronation Street titles, belonged to my gran.

I've been clinically dead for almost a minute.

I've collected thimbles since I was small. Amongst my collection is a rare Chinese silk thimble that's worth over £800.

Before I worked in IT, I was a SCUBA diving instructor. I had to quit due to an inner ear injury.

(as an aside, one of those lies is actually true)

the woman sat opposite me is gorgeous...

i can't tell you what to say, but i can tell you how to lie...

1. you tell the truth so badly they think you are lying.
or
2. you utterly believe the lie yourself

oh and remember, you can't sh!t a sh!tter!!!

I'm only joking.

I used to be the diver in the tank at the "blue planet" aquarium.

I used to be the shark in the 'Blue Planet' aquarium.

I'm the same Cougar, one of mine is true.

I used to drive a blue tank.

I once beat Robbie Williams in a Robbie William lookalike contest at butlins.

If you want to be a bit dark:

I killed someone by electrocuting them.
I killed someone by strangling them.
I killed someone and ate their heart.

Today, I saved a puffin.

I'm Batman.

Tell them you've won awards for your erotic fiction.