Am i going to die? Should i swallow a spider? Will I turn into Jeff Goldblum?
Made a will?
sh@t
Swallow a spider..................that should do the trick and if that doesn't a trip to your local cat rescue centre ...........(ad nausium)
It's a bird before the cat Monty 🙂
oops silly me..............sod it just go for the horse and that should cover you ( a bit like a strong antibiotic me thinks) 😉
Flies by sewage works don't touch the processed poop therein, and so just eat the local dog poo like any other flies.
What we need is a fly cam to confirm where this fly came from, how can we provide sensible advise without the facts............. I ask you !
i dont know why you swallowed that fly
perhaps....................
What did it taste like ?
on the jeff goldblum theme - your wall riding might improve
the title reminded me of the Vic Reeve's Big Night Out
"about this time of day I usually slide a beermat under a Lemur"
perhaps....................
You'll die?