[Closed] wish i built it up like that =(

what/where/how/who?

invisible bikes!

As it stands - worst thread ever.

Try and rescue it with some pics eh?

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grrr...... stupid pics

my old frame better than i had it =)
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/3241728/
my new frame=waste of time dh bike =)
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/3137851/

I think posting pictures is secondary to being able to form a coherent post

Meh.

Both look horrible - sorry 😕

thepodge - good point, well made!

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Definately the worst post ever in the history of worst posts.

both ming

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good neither are mine barr the sub5 frame n the patriot used to be my frame =}

lets see the sub 5 built up then tom

I don't understand.

What?

Also Monster T's on a Sub 5??? silly.

will do when i have the right forks front wheel and front brake 🙂 got some hanebrink g7's on it which look ugly

tom (taka) - Member
good neither are mine barr the sub5 frame n the patriot used to be my frame =}

Even now I'm only just beginning to get the faintest of ideas of what the ****in hell you are talking about.

think he wanted a dh bike but only had a sub5

what i mean is that i havent built them bikes like that i just have had both the frames (the patriot was frame was mine but swapped it for the sub5)

Some 'interesting' cable routing there...

And how one earth has the Sub5 frame stayed in one piece with those forks on?

*boom*

That was my head exploding

Number 68, bet you wished you lived next door.

paulosoxo - Member

Number 68, bet you wished you lived next door.

At number 66 or number 70??

Or could it be number 89 and the sign has been turned upside down to make this thread even more of a head****.

At number 66 or number 70??

66. Obviously.

"good neither are mine "

R U Yoda?

Because with those forks on that frame the force will have to be with you come warrenty time!

Not sure about the bikes or the thread but it is the worst garden I've seen for a while

Is the house actually occupied or perhaps a student house?
😆

Wibble...

Or could it be number 89 and the sign has been turned upside down to make this thread even more of a head****.

It looks that way to me.

Or the numbers stuck the wrong way up. That 8 is definitely round the wrong way, and that 6 looks like a 9 upside down.

right that is not my house it is a long way from mine this is my house

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=bd22+9ss&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=11.957247,39.375&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=53.813322,-1.935418&spn=0.006081,0.013733&z=16&iwloc=A&output=embed <small>View Larger Map</small>

i do not own either of the complete bikes i own the sub5 frame in the bottom picture which i swapped for the patriot frame in the top picture i do not have a picture as yet of my bike built up cos its in bits need front wheel,new forks,front brake

there 😆

The skilz continue to shine

lol

:roll:Hilarious..

Now I'm following where you're coming from tom, I'm even more astounded tbh.

You've bough a Sub 5 frame from the idiot who ran it with those forks on?

Are you mad?

(That question appears to have already been answered)

STW in Saturday morning pre-FA CUP unintentionally hilarious thread shocker.

i do not have a picture as yet of my bike built up cos its in bits need front wheel,new forks,front brake

there [:lol:]

So what are you hoping the new build will look like?

circles.....

i wouldn't have bought a frame to which forks too big for it's intended purpose have been fitted. wonder what orange would say?

shouldn't bother asking them for too much help if the headtube is ripped off.

he is a mong of the highest order is our tom!

Orrr........ is 68 in fact the head angle? No - looks slacker than that.

But maybe.......

DrP

At least by publishing a detailed satellite location of where the bike(s) [?] is/are located then all self respecting bike thieves will know to say the **** away.

So well done 🙂

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/orange-sub5-question ]worth a read[/url]

and here

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/swap-my-forks-for-yours ]comedy gold - final comment[/url]

(in Big Brother voice)......

"Day 2 in the STW house - Tom's thread continues make STW member shinsplints laugh his actual arse off"

If only what he has could be bottled, or ideally put into pill form...

Imagine ordering a prescription over the phone "hi yeah, could i order my prescription, its for 28 takadumabss tablets, its for my monginess"

bump for comedy value

Lol @ the other threads

Doh!

For the love of God, stop it, please. I can barely see the keyboard through the tears in my eyes. shinsplints and Racing_ralph get comedy prize so far. Some leet communication skilz on here. 😆

he is teh awsomness personified innit

(In Big Brother voice....)

Day 3 in the STW house.......Tom's thread has caused STW member shinsplints to laugh so much that an actual little bit of wee came out.

We got one too...[url= http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=506981 ]For your reading pleasure...[/url]

Any progress on the build tom? this, when built up, will rival jonnyvegas' triple clamp, downhill bared, cannondale rush carbon 🙂

nope just need to get a front wheel and m4 brake then dun borrowed/long term my mates annerverciery (spelt wrong) bommers

LOL

*s****s*

Please, tell me this is a wind up....

😐 er... no

you'r gonna die quicker than a guy ridng a badly sleved'n'welded heckler.

Do you have no common sense at all?

If you wanted a 5" travel bike why not keep the patriot?

If you wanted 6-7" bike why did you swap it for an XC (its got 4.2" travel FFS) bike thats had moster-T's of all things fitted up front?

There was a guy at the uni club with a sub5 running 4" forks, absolutely fantastic bike!

I normaly enjoy giving peole advice and looking at peoples new bikes on here, but looking at your revolving door of dissaster stories waiting to happen is like watching a horrible train wrek.

urggg i am not going to run it with stupidly big forks maby reebas or rev ect.... i have never run it with monster t's

why do you need an M4 brake? its a race bike in reality - mono minis are more apt

tom (taka) - Member

urggg i am not going to run it with stupidly big forks maby reebas or rev ect.... i have never run it with monster t's

Only because i told you that it needed 120mm forks at most - you were gonna use you BFO weirdy forks

m4's because my rear one came with the bike and minis are too exspensive n changed my mind with forks cos i have now got a dh bike so no need to brake this one 🙂

break - to destroy
brake - to stop

will do when i have the right forks front wheel and front brake [:-)] got some hanebrink g7's on it which look ugly

nope just need to get a front wheel and m4 brake then dun borrowed/long term my mates annerverciery (spelt wrong) bommers

possisbly the second worst DH fork ever made, followed by 6" Freeride forks. Yep sound slike you were planning on reba's.

tom (taka), you are fast becoming the best ever troll on STW. ASsuming you are a troll, of course. If you're real, oh my.....

oh i give up **** what you lot say im building my bikes how i like them and how i want too gonna get a carbon gt zaskar frame make it ss put monster t's on it big fat dh tyres and then you can go shuv that up your asses

Pure comedy gold. Well done. Keep it up.

lol - is it time for bed? me thinks you are over tired 😉

Spose you have to be up early for a paper round!

piss off gonna go top myself now 🙁

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nope goldi lookin chain sucide is painless is better

nighty night loosers

what is a looser?

I'm on Tom's side (kinda) - build it how you want it. Have building and have fun riding.

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yey someone at last ralph for you old farts its means your sad 🙂

the word you meant tommy boy is "loser" not "looser"

ha ha ha NOOB

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dislexyia = me 😐

a written forum may not be the best place for you then kidda

maby just people like you who just take the piss

WTF is going on! lol...

oi, mild dyslexia is my excuse, get yer own lil'un.

anyone else find it mildly ausing that the wiki link to the dyslexia article is spelt funny?