Went out today & turned off the main road onto a BW past a house, sun was in my eyes & heard before I saw, 2 dogs barking & running at me, had a bit of poo come out as they got closer & barking, getting closer! Grabbed the water bottle which was full of Morrissons Orange & Peach still water (local ride so no bladder)& gave the nearest mutt a squirt while the other one tried a pincer movement & came up from behind, it got a squirt also. This was repeated a few times before they decided they didn't like the flavour or I wasn't worth it!
My mate usually grabs a stick or a few rocks in this situation, what do you do?
I also yelled at the top of my voice, 'GET THOSE ******G DOGS IN!'
Stop and play with them.
Kick to the head. Preferrably the owner, but if needs must the dogs.
Boot. Chops.
😉
Kick.
You need to use the Crocodile Dundee Hypnotise Buffalo technique.
MTFU more like.
Cack myself & shout at them/owner, cycle faster!!
Only playing, don't normally do that, don't like bikes/helmets/whatever.
etc.
How do you fend off a dangerous dog?
Posted on January 3, 2007 by Jon
The BBC has published a namby-pamby article about what to do if a dog attacks you. They suggest that you put your hands in your pockets and turn away. I prefer the advice [b]Richard Ballantine[/b] gave in his excellent [b]Richard’s Bicycle Book[/b]. He points out that humans are bigger than dogs and thus should be able to win any fight. With big dogs he suggests that you stick your fist down their throat so that they choke. With a whole arm in their mouth they won’t have enough leverage to do much damage. With smaller dogs he says you can quite easily break their sternum by pulling their front legs sharply apart, or with tiny dogs you could wave your bicycle pump around until they grab hold of it with their teeth and then dash their brains out on the pavement.
If you’re a dog lover and are tempted to comment I’d point out that I’m talking here about self-defence against attacking dogs. My youngest daughter has been literally terrified three times in the last two weeks by nasty yappy dogs that jumped up in her face in places where they should have been kept on a lead, in every case the owners acted as though it was her fault and didn’t apologise. Saying that it’s the owners and not the dogs that are to blame is like saying it’s not guns that kill people, but people. In other words, of course a dog can be safely and responsibly owned, it’s just that they frequently aren’t.
I don’t think that dog ownership is sufficiently well regulated and until any dog (or its revolting by-products) can be easily and definitely traced to a specific owner I don’t think that they should be allowed to roam freely in our cities.
Use it as mental fuel to power up the next climb, or bank the thoughts until you are knackerd for a turbo boost. Some dog owners need shooting. I love a dog but an out of control dog is unacceptable.
what if it was meowing cat... 😆
freeridenick - MemberMTFU more like.
Cos that really helps when you're being attacked, doesn't it?
jam bo - MemberStop and play with them.
Well, if you can't ride away from them it sometimes helps - they might just be a badly behaved dog who just wants to play.
But if attacked with no escape route, then a good kicking is the only solution.
With bigger dogs and/or a pack, I've no idea what you'd do.
Judging by some recent threads on here and from personal experience, it's pointless trying to reason with the owners - nothing you say will make them believe the attack wasn't your fault.
And I love dogs by the way - I just think irresponsible owners should be prosecuted and dangerous dogs destroyed.
Thanks Rusty spanner just reedited the advice above.
You need to use the Crocodile Dundee Hypnotise Buffalo technique.
That actually works on my dog, he runs off scared. Mind you, he's also scared of his food bowl if it's left in the wrong place.
tappit - Member
You need to use the Crocodile Dundee Hypnotise Buffalo technique.
😆
kiss it's teeth when it growls
Dogs in barking and running towards you shocker....
Just stop and clap my thigh / encourage them to come towards me. Easier said than done admittedly if you are scared of dogs.
theblackmount - MemberDogs in barking and running towards you shocker....
The OP was asking about aggressive dogs, not over exuberant ones.
So what would you do if you were attacked?
How do you fend off a dangerous dog?
Posted on January 3, 2007 by Jon
The BBC has published a namby-pamby article about what to do if a dog attacks you. They suggest that you put your hands in your pockets and turn away. I prefer the advice Richard Ballantine gave in his excellent Richard’s Bicycle Book. He points out that humans are bigger than dogs and thus should be able to win any fight. With big dogs he suggests that you stick your fist down their throat so that they choke. With a whole arm in their mouth they won’t have enough leverage to do much damage. With smaller dogs he says you can quite easily break their sternum by pulling their front legs sharply apart, or with tiny dogs you could wave your bicycle pump around until they grab hold of it with their teeth and then dash their brains out on the pavement.
If you’re a dog lover and are tempted to comment I’d point out that I’m talking here about self-defence against attacking dogs. My youngest daughter has been literally terrified three times in the last two weeks by nasty yappy dogs that jumped up in her face in places where they should have been kept on a lead, in every case the owners acted as though it was her fault and didn’t apologise. Saying that it’s the owners and not the dogs that are to blame is like saying it’s not guns that kill people, but people. In other words, of course a dog can be safely and responsibly owned, it’s just that they frequently aren’t.
I don’t think that dog ownership is sufficiently well regulated and until any dog (or its revolting by-products) can be easily and definitely traced to a specific owner I don’t think that they should be allowed to roam freely in our cities.
If a dog came near me when im out on the bike and got aggressive, i would not hesitate to get off and give it a good kicking.
Simples.
The cycle paths round my local area are littered with dog mess - NOT THE DOGS FAULT I KNOW.....
It is a disgrase! Especially as i use the same paths walking the kids
🙄 ..... Wanders off topic slightly!
Personally I think dogs detect fear. Getting into a flap and shouting is only going to worry the dog. It you keep your cool and keep your arms down with no sudden movements all should be fine.
I've only ever been in a situation where i though a dog was seriously going to do me some harm once. (very large mastif/ ridgeback looking cross)
At this point Mrs ssstu rode up between me and the dog.
It then proceded to drag it's owner across the floor while trying to bite her bars/ grips/stem.
Mrs ssstu's reaction was to just stop, look at it like it was a daft kitten and in a calm voice ask it what the f**** it though it was doing trying to bite some metal. 😯
The dog seemed to get a bit confused by this and lost interest in the taste of alloy, turn round and look at it's owner lay on the floor and just stand there like a big dope.
I rode off to empty my shorts...
With big dogs he suggests that you stick your fist down their throat so that they choke.
This sounds like a goer...
Some dogs chase bikes - not because the dog is aggressive and not because the owner is irresponsible.
Stop - get off and make friends with the dog. Seldom do I have a problem. Although farm collies can be quite excitable.
Sometimes just talking to the dog and slowing down is fine.
chipsngravy - MemberPersonally I think dogs detect fear. Getting into a flap and shouting is only going to worry the dog. It you keep your cool and keep your arms down with no sudden movements all should be fine.
I'm sure that'll cheer up the 210,000 people attacked by dogs every year.
Hospital admissions for serious dog bites have more than doubled over the past decade.
Government figures from the DEFRA site. [url= http://www.defra.gov.uk/news/2012/04/23/clampdown-on-dangerous-dogs/ ]Link.[/url]
Dog ran up to me and bite my ankle about 6 months ago, I tried to kick it but it ran back to the farm where it lived. I knocked on the door of the farm but no answer, I coax the dog over....It got a nice kick to the chops.
You need to challenge the dog. Make yourself appear as large as possible and look it in the eye, make it hold your stare and the chances are it won't.
Dogs will often give chase and bark. Sometimes they look quite intimidating when they do it. But it doesn't mean they're about to chew your face off. Dogs bark and run. That's what they do. Ignore it and plod on.
- get off and make friends with the dog. Seldom do I have a problem. Although farm collies can be quite excitable.
I find your average farm collie to only be interested in barking at moving wheels. 😆
I know some one that lived and worked on a farm.
Her collie used to quite happily get a ride on her bikes petrol tank to the field with the sheep in. When she kicked it off the bike it would spend the first couple of minutes barking at/trying to bite the tyres on her bike. Then it would remember what it's job was and round up the sheep. 😀
I cant believe that nobody has gone for the a) leave them at home, b) the wife isn't that aggresive, c) take them with me, d) let them wander the streets options yet.
Take my earlier (William no mates)advice and get your own dog, make certain it's a decent sized one, like a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, (dont buy a Doberman they are crap) and they will look after any other dog opposition you might face.
You need to challenge the dog. Make yourself appear as large as possible and look it in the eye, make it hold your stare and the chances are it won't.
Rather than 'cumon ave a go if' try looking relaxed and slowly blinking a them, it's dog language for good morning.
I tell them loudly to F*** OFF.
May not actually work but makes me feel better.
I generally stop and get off the bike, they seem to stop then.
Once you get to know them, they're fine.
As a postie I come into contact with quite a lot of dogs and you can usually tell pretty quickly if they're going to be vicious or not. I have always challenged the ones that have a go as they generally don't expect it. I had to go mental on a pit bull-esque thing the other week it took about 10 kicks to the head before it started to back down , I was crapping it as I thought it wasn't going to stop.
get your own dog, make certain it's a decent sized one, like a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, (dont buy a Doberman they are crap) and they will look after any other dog opposition you might face.
Don't get a rhodesian ridgeback either... Or at least don't borrow mine she got bitten by a gypo jack Russel the other week and nigh on pood herself.... Also a tip for ya, if the aggressive dog is with a gypo and you're a woman with your name dog with you don't shout 'get the f*ck away from my dog at the attacking dog... The gypps won't like it!
I was bitten by two rottweilers not long ago... The owners famous line was they don't usually bite... Er yeah ok!
I'm a dog person and have suffered the consequences from winding up my own dogs as well as friends since i was a nipper. I will carry on naturally until I get nipped which is when I will release the fury on the owner. They don't like it when you hold a dog by the scruff of the neck until they appear/respond. Touch wood, I've not had a dog I've been scared of yet. I may change my tune afterwards. The bigger the dog the better I reckon. Terriers and other small rats are the scourge of the trails
I usualy bark back loudly till they calm down. Or with little yappy type things i ride (or run) on so they follow me until they get bored/tired. Never had to kick a dog, think i'd feel quite bad about it if i did. Having said that i once did nudge a poodle off a bridge into a small stream*. I chuckled.
*Don't worry dog lovers it was fine.
I think one of the things is we need to slow down a little when passing dogs. That said if a dog is attacking you ie not investigating, you have every right to defend yourself how you see fit. Personally I would kick it and have done in the past. Weirdly it pisses owners of attacking dogs off when you defend yourself.
Some owners are just idiots though.
As a point of balance, don't you just love well trained owners though. You know, the ones that quietly call the dog as you approach, point to the side of the trail where the dog immediately goes and sits.
They probably take their dogs eggs home too.
PSA - don't swing your foot wildly at attacking dogs, this may cause you to fall off and be Kujo'd and killed until you are dead. Instead place your toes on the chainstay (being careful not to catch your foot in the chain if the dog is heading at you from your right) and use it as a stable platform to aim a solid kick to the chops. You have not been charged for this service.
@tthew I actually do that but I need to know you are coming, as I mentioned slow down, if a bike hurtles past at speed it doesn't give you time to get your dogs to stay still or come to you and they can walk into your path.
Unfortunately there are not that many owners who give a damn.
Some people didn't read my OP. There were 2 dogs & believe it or not It's hard to look one in the eye while the other is nibbling your ankles (or appearing to want to)
'get another dog'. Not very convenient when I'm doing a 15 mile ride with 9 miles of main road in it, & I don't really want any dog never mind another one.
My water bottle trick did work this time but who knows?
Might have to risk bringing my extendable baton home from work!
I always ride with my postie mate. The hounds instinctively go for him. Problem solved
>Some people didn't read my OP. There were 2 dogs & believe it or not It's hard to look one in the eye while the other is nibbling your ankles (or appearing to want to)<
To be fair, your OP didn't actually describe dogs trying to bite you. I get dogs running towards me and barking almost every time I'm out on the bike. 99.999% of the time it's just that. A situation easily disarmed by stopping and "talking to the dog" If that fails to work I "talk" to the owner. If neither option is available I'll defend myself.
Singlespeedstu - I'm a changed man.
Roger
I'm always coming across dogs running loose in the countryside here, when passing through a hamlet or small village. Most of the time they are OK but I do still often get chased by one or more. If I'm going slow and can't ride away from them I get off the bike if necessary and use the bike as a barrier (seriouslyn some are pretty aggressive). If I can ride straight through I either try to out-run them (had some fast dogs on my tail even when I've been bombing downhill). If I can't get off and can't out ride them, I take my pump off the frame, extend it and get ready to clout them. But in any situation, I always try to do my best impression of a lion i.e. roaring at the top of my voice (really - sounds a bit nuts but most dogs don't seem to like it :D). Worst incidents have involved a rottweiler and 2 rabid labradors, plus a few little yappy things egging them on, no one about to call them back. Was a bit terrified. The other bad one was 3 huge alsatians, but turned out OK as my little jack russell (was walking the dogs at that time) sunk her teeth in to the back legs of one of them and it went off howling, followed by the others.
shortcut - MemberStop - get off and make friends with the dog.
Err no. What a load of bollocks.
take my pump off the frame
I think that might be why they are chasing you - they have spotted your fashion faux pas 🙂
living in Aus (said that in another post about smoking - but it is interesting to compare)
here "dog trainig" is big big big - sunday morning and parks are full of (commercial - that is spend money)dog classes - so do them there dogs chase runners or cyclists? ..... NO
they don't even look up - usual stuff about should be on leads / not on leads areas but big thing is training. (full stop) the dogs are trained.
I realise that when you don't own dogs, or have a fear of them, then dogs running up and barking = aggressive. I know this because I used to be terrified of dogs. Then I got one, started to understand its body language and how dogs minds work, and realised that dogs running up and barking does not always = aggressive.
Unfortunately, if you don't have a dog then you won't be able to tell the difference between aggressive dogs and non-aggressive dogs. I'd say the latter will generally outnumber the former by a factor of at least 10:1.
I walk mine in the same areas that I cycle (sometimes with him, sometimes without), and if I see another cyclist I whistle to him, call him over and keep him close to me or sat next to me whist the cyclist passes. More often than not, they don't slow down or even acknowledge it with a quick "thanks", which is nice.
If I'm out on the bike alone and I see a dog running about, I'll slow down and try to spot the owner. If the dog runs up to me barking, it'll be because they don't know what I am and are trying to ascertain whether I'm a threat to their owner, who they want to protect. By slowing down and saying hello to the dog in a friendly voice, I am identifying myself as a friend, and the dog almost always stops barking, wags its tail and comes for a pat. If I were to adopt an aggressive pose and become threatening, it will only serve to escalate the situation, and it's never going to end well from there.
Dogs are pack animals at heart, who will defend their alpha (the owner) against anything they perceive to be a threat. Make yourself a threat and you can see where it will lead. Mine has been taught that bikes and their rider are not a threat, but he likes to play games with me when I'm on my bike. Someone who doesn't know dogs would not immediately recognise what he does as playing, and would feel threatened, hence why I call him to me. If all other owners did the same, I think relationships between cyclists and dogs would be less strained.
based on first line 21 words x 23 lines = 483 words approx to say
[b][u]He's only playing[/u][/b]
Er, no...
Maybe I should have added:
tl:dr - dogs running up and barking are trying to see if you're a threat or not. Become a threat and they [i]may[/i] react accordingly. Identify yourself as no threat and it will usually defuse the situation.
..."dogs running up and barking are"........ out of control?
"Identify yourself as no threat" so the obligation is on who?
Supposedly dogs don't realise you're a human being and look more like an odd kind of animal when on your bike. If you start talking the dog recognises you as a human bean and stops. Could be rubbish, i read it on here.
[quote=antigee]..."dogs running up and barking are"........ out of control?
"Identify yourself as no threat" so the obligation is on who?
Define control? My dog is walked off the leash over an area of about 10km2, so he runs fairly far from me at times. He could, therefore, encounter someone else before I do. However, I always know where he is, and he will come immediately back to me if I whistle. He barks at and chases (but never catches) rabbits, squirrels etc. He lives with horses and comes out with me on the bike, so he doesn't bark at/chase cyclists or horseriders. If he was in the habit of doing so, he would be kept closer to me.
The main obligation is for owners to teach their dogs that bikes, horses, etc are not a threat - I'm not denying this.
However, if you act like a threat then you may undo some of this work, and the next time that dog sees a cyclist he will remember that the last one he encountered acted like a threat, and so will adopt a defensive position until proven otherwise. If you then don't act threateningly, this will then become the new default.
See how easy it can be?
[quote=CaptJon]Supposedly dogs don't realise you're a human being and look more like an odd kind of animal when on your bike. If you start talking the dog recognises you as a human bean and stops. Could be rubbish, i read it on here.
To a degree, yes - this also works with horses.
The CTC magazine used to put in articles from it's early editions. One of these was a retired army major just after WWI who toured France on a tricycle. Being aware of how aggressive French farms dogs could be he had his service revolver stored in a handle bar mounted holster and shot three on his holiday. I imagine a tricycle would make a stable firing platform.
Not owning any firearms, my technique with aggressive dogs is to out run them if they come from behind or side. Weaving distracts the aim of biting fast dogs. If they're in front then I drift towards the right, they track me, then when v close, I decleat my right leg turn as I turn sharply to the left, inevitably they're trying to adjust and are off balance, so that when the heel of my straight right leg catches them in the shoulder and they go down. Shoulder is a better target than the head as with the head they may shrug off the blow and potentially bite back
Corned beef and aspirin !
You need to challenge the dog. Make yourself appear as large as possible and look it in the eye
Isn't this the wrong thing to do with some breeds?
See?
I told you it would all be our fault.
If only us non-dog owners would learn to behave properly and responsibly, then those 210,000 dog attacks each year wouldn't happen. 🙂
You need to take a cat with you.
Ok, I am a dog owner (well trained, ignore bikes) but I would dispute the confrontational advice given by others. As in all similar situations, first thoughts should be to avoid and/or calm any conflict situation. Confronting the dog, making loud noises etc are likely to be counter-productive IMO.
On Friday, I was chased by an irritating, yappy little dog. I just ignored it and pedalled away. Yes, it was slightly worrying that it kept coming after me, but I decided that it was not a threat.
My reaction if I perceive a threat is (1) to talk in a smoothing fashion to the dog. FIrm, clear words eg good boy, calm down, hello etc. This works in most cases as they detect neither fear in you nor a threat from you. Failing that I think the water bottle is a good idea but needs to be used with care.
On the one occassion, that none of this has worked, I got of my bike and used it as a barrier between me and the dog. I would always avoid physical contact with the dog as (1) it is likely to hurt both parties and (2) injuring a dog is a criminal offence. Yes, there may be justification but courts may not care. This is not to deny the fact that dog owners should keep th animals under control at all times but merely to remind us of the laws of the land.
On Friday, I was chased by an irritating, yappy little dog. I just ignored it and pedalled away. Yes, it was slightly worrying that it kept coming after me, but I decided that it was not a threat.
This can be quite good fun if it means the owner then has to run miles to catch up with it again 😀
And if it turns out to be a really nice dog, you have the option of keeping it.
idiotdogbrain - MemberMaybe I should have added:
tl:dr - dogs running up and barking are trying to see if you're a threat or not. Become a threat and they may react accordingly. Identify yourself as no threat and it will usually defuse the situation.
So what you seem to be saying is, if a barking dog runs at you, it may or may not bite you. Which is what we all thought in the first place.
Funny how the dog owners who post on these threads always assume that nobody else has any experience of dogs?
In self-defence? I'm calling 'BALLS!'injuring a dog is a criminal offence
Nor would I if I was being attacked by a slavering, toothy, hound-from-hell.there may be justification but courts may not care.
Our black lab is afraid of the vacuum cleaner. It's gotta be a better solution than punching/kicking a dumb animal.
igrf - dont buy a Doberman they are crap
Mine was awesome. Even as a pup it chased off two full grown German Shepherds who tried to have a go at me/him. He also dug through 2 foot of concrete to get to the warm pipes under our kitchen floor. He was the king of dogs.
Personally having had dogs all my life and I read the situation if it is playing I do nothing
If it is aggressive and intent on harm then i meet force with force and have a word with the owners
Some owners are idiots. i remember dogs chasing my cat when she was on the boat. they used to charge at her and at the last minute she moved down the side of the gunwale and the dogs went straight on and into the canal.
About 80% of dog owners blamed my cat - read into that what you will - and shouted at me.
I am not sure what purpose these threads are though as you just get polarised views
Some folk are scared of dogs, some dogs are aggressive some owners are idiots. We all know this so why worry
FWIW i think i have kicked two dogs in all my time cycling and both were attempting to bite me at the time
Are some people on here smoking too much?
Or is every dog really out to get you?
Rusty - you can read it as you will but the law is clear. Your choice if you want to ignore it.
Poor dogs theyre only defending their stupid owners with no freinds from cyclists.
Some interesting stuff here.
Dogs perceive a threat? That's why the owner should have it under control and if they are going to be walking near bikes to train the dog its not a threat.
Most dog owners are idiots and have never socialised or trained their dogs, have little to no control over their dogs. Some owners actually want their dogs to be aggressive.
There really is no need for any dog to chase or intimidate a cyclist. If its running at you barking its a threat to you and you cannot take the chance of it biting even if 90% of the time it is assessing you as was said earlier. It shouldn't be "out of control".
There really is no need for any dog to chase or intimidate a cyclist. If its running at you barking its a threat to you and you cannot take the chance of it biting even if 90% of the time it is assessing you as was said earlier. It shouldn't be "out of control".
or even 99.99% of the time.
Question for the "kick first, ask questions later" brigade. Do you apply the same thinking to that guy in the pub looking at your pint funny? You know, just in case?
teamhurtmore wrote
. Really ? Seriously, most of the time a dog just appears from nowhere, barking like mad while making a beeline for me. I know I might be a pussy, but lets not forget "fight or flight". Bet there weren't many caveman that thought about grunting calmly at whatever giant beast was about to stomp on them. I'd save talking in a smoothing fashion for raising farm animals and your own domestic pets.... talk in a smoothing fashion to the dog ...
I always make sure that I take my pet badger out with me to fend off any unwanted canine encounters..
Question for the "kick first, ask questions later" brigade. Do you apply the same thinking to that guy in the pub looking at your pint funny? You know, just in case?
He isn't running at you barking is he, stupid analogy.
However a barking dog does not intimidate me personally as I am used to dogs however other people may have different reactions. If a dog is close enough to kick and barking at me for no reason it is going to get a kick.
kick first, ask questions later" brigade. Do you apply the same thinking to that guy in the pub looking at your pint funny? You know, just in case?
Are they chasing after me shouting oh come here you **** with thteir fist raised and looking aggressive?
Sill analogy is silly- yours and mine but mine is still closer


