Is your local chain-gang holding you back? Do you feel weighed down by your day job? Have you got the untapped potential to win multiple cycling grand tours?
If you answered yes to the above questions the read on, because a spot has just opened-up in one of cycling’s top flight teams for someone just like you.
The successful candidate will have exemplary leadership skills, a merciless competitive streak and excellent contacts within the meat supply industry. You will have some pretty big shoes to fill so you will have to be confident handling the pressure whilst resisting the charms of one of the prettiest men in cycling – Daniel Navarro.
However, applicants are advised they will not be asked to share so much as a bus with ageing American comeback kings, so extra seating can be provided for your ego.
You will also need to be quick witted enough to take advantage of your opponent’s mechanical faults and familiarity with anti-Luxembourg football chants would be an advantage.
A willingness to forego all beer while on Tour, no matter how casual, will also be required, unless you want to be benched.
In this role you will have the opportunity to work with one of Denmark’s biggest stars who has a reputation for developing young talent. Plus you will be rewarded with full cycling kit in this year’s most sought after colours: black, blue and white.
Additional benefits include free stock exchange portfolio management and all business software you can use.
Ferrari fan club members need not apply.
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