True story.
Managed to get to Lenzerheide to watch Loic Bruni claim victory. Afterwards, when I tugged at the wristband to tear it from my wrist and resume normal living, it placed a divine pressure on the prominent and long-established ganglion cyst on my right wrist joint. Since that very day it has not returned.
Does this place UCI wristbands in the same category of medical device as the King James Bible?
Has anybody else been cured of an ailment by a weak associative link with celebrity, sporting or otherwise?
I woke up after cairns remved my 3 wrist bands and went for a boat cruise, some spirit helped me hold onto my stomach and then out on the reef beech the saints Sven and Borris appeared and gave me a knowing nod/beer raise
UCI be blesses 🍺🙏