for all those silly fools getting very very drunk and pretending to ride single speeds next weekend, I'm clearing out the tyre mountain, loads of hardly used 29er and 26" rubber. No money to be exchanged purely barter so if you want some round boingy things I'll consider any offer (beer/cake/big snogs etc...)
It's not in the classifieds as I'm not selling anything 😀
just spot the bloke who looks like he's fallen out of the ugly tree and bounced off every branch on the way down and it'll probably be me 😉
just spot the bloke who looks like he's fallen out of the ugly tree and bounced off every branch on the way down and it'll probably be me
Or Singlespeedstu!
LOL!
Or as we used to say about a mate, he didn't get hit by the ugly stick, he IS the ugly stick.
I'll be the extremely handsome guy with a load of tyres then 😉
clubber if you want owt let me know what you're after, 29er maxxis ignitors pair have been snaffled for a couple bottles of nice beer,
the following will be available for beer etc..
2.25 ardents 29" pair
1.9 bonty team xr1 29er
bonty acx 2.25 29"
2.25 schwalbe racing ralph 26"
2.25 maxxis advantage 60a pair
2.1 maxxis ignitor UST 26"
2.1 conti speeking suersonic 26"
also have kendas, panaracers etc..
ust spot the bloke who looks like he's fallen out of the ugly tree and bounced off every branch on the way down and it'll probably be me
you and about 300 other ugly blokes.
what about wearing a pink carnation so we can spot you amongst all the other ugly nichemongers
I'll have a ****in great big anodised blue hope blanking bolt in one ear!
ere, i thought i was having some of you tyres ❓
that should do it 😯
ton are you at the SSEC? if so they'll be waitin for you matey. If not I'll save em for ya 😉
Ralphs and Speedkings would be great. Do you only take proper beer or can I swap for surplus larger?
paypal??? and how much??
ton no money, I'm having a cash free anti capitalist moment, cake and beer is good, I'm ooop yorksire/bradford way next wednesday so can exchange for goods then if you want.
andrewh surplus larger works for me, and throw in an energy bar as well and they're yours
tazzy.
I hope you're planning on bribing the organisers so they turn a blind eye to your illegal trye swap. 😉
And as for you wokboy I might not be the worlds best looking bloke but at least i'm not as fat as you. 😛
tazzy, deal mate............owt you need??
and ring me when you are about.....01132633500
and it was the advantages............ 8)
I was going to bring you lot of dodgy nichemongers a nice present to say well done for actually managing to organise something, which is a **** miracle for the one gear brigade!! 😀
ton- see you wednesday afternoon mate
was going to bring you lot of dodgy nichemongers a nice present
Is it a custom engraved buttplug for wokboy?
If so I hope you got the extra large size.
any cross tyres hiding in there? something 35? I was a semi finalist World Cupper* at our bike shop...
*as in cupping a gentleman 😉
Sadly not at SSEC, but interested in an Ardent or 2 if not already gone.
In Staffs so could meet to trade beer or the like.
Picto- Ardent 29ers are still available, I'll be out on the chase early sunday if you want to meet up somewhere
fontmoss- no cross tyres, they're all happy ones
Thanks Tazzy. I'll be at SSEC, look for the bearded guy with the old black Saracen and the weird grey Hyundai MPV/camper thingy.
singlepeedstu- no butplug
this is threaded and bling do you think it'll do?
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Far too small for him.
stu- have you stretched him beyond use?
is he now more voluminous than a monks cowl?
stretched him beyond use?
He was no use to start with. 😉
💡 what about a SSEC2010 Bring & Buy ???
i got some stuff to get rid of to good homes ❓
I have nothing to say that is worth saying, I think.
An SSEC Bring and Buy, **** me there's going to be enough old tat kicking about from the Retrobike lot without it covering tables and the like with an over priced tag on it for Postierich to swap, oh hang on a minute his dropped out again for the 2nd time so [b]won't[/b] get in.
Cheese good men, that is what its all about cheese, forget bikes buttplugs and beer!
I've cultivated the worlds biggest growth of forskinzola so cheese won't be an issue 😀
HOW THE **** CAN I FORGET BEER IT's WHAT GIVES ME MY SVELTE SHAPE!!
what about a butt plug swap meet then?
mine stays where it is thank you very much, it's taken years to mould to my shape 😯
you've enough issues next weekend qwerty riding a cx bike in a mtb event 😉
Coughs @ Taz
i've enough issues.
😉
Oh the banter has started a week early! Just hope we can get through the next week dodging the red tape whilst still jumping through all the hoops that keep getting thrown down in front of us. Then I'm going to have a nap for a few days
would you like something for that cough?
Jaegermeister (sp?)is good!
😀
Will be on the Chase too Sunday. What would would you like for them?
Where do you set off from on the Chase?
[i]An SSEC Bring and Buy, **** me there's going to be enough old tat kicking about from the Retrobike lot without it covering tables and the like with an over priced tag on it for Postierich to swap, oh hang on a minute his dropped out again for the 2nd time so won't get in.[/i]
Twas unfortunate but did not have the timetable! but who the **** organised the race/bimble before the piss up!!!!!!! its supposed to be the morning after 🙄
Have a good one guys
Hard Up Rich
PICTO-YGM
Tazzymtb - right back at you.
oooh a bring and buy sale will we also be collecting bottle tops for Blue Peter........? There shall be many !
but who the **** organised the race/bimble before the piss up!!!!!!!
There will be partying on the Friday night you know.....
Pre 'ride' and post 'ride' parties are available!
oooh a bring and buy sale will we also be collecting bottle tops for Blue Peter........? There shall be many !
surely most of you niche mongers will trying to find a nice one to stick on your niner YAWYD top caps 😉
surely most of you niche mongers will trying to find a nice one to stick on your niner YAWYD top caps
a few lucky 'athletes' will win a YAWYD top cap!
hmmmmmm ok I'd better try to pretend to be an "athlete" for at least 5 minutes then. Russian ladies shot putter given my current shape 😀
[i]2.25 maxxis advantage 60a pair[/i]
I'd like these if they're going - I do a nice stodgy banana cake, how does that sound? I'll be the one getting thrown around as I badly ride my rigid Solitude...
: P
pierre
sorry mate the advantages have been taken,
do have left:
a pair 2.25 bonty jones XR's
pair of maxxis ignitors 2.1 LUST
2.3 29er Exiwolf
1.9 bonty 29er Team XR1
pair of 1.9 kena karma LR3 29er (under offer)
cheers
Taz
Tazzy, will you swap the maxxis ignitors for some of my home-made scrumpy?
OMG!! That'll hurt in the morning 🙂 Throw in some energy bars and we've got a deal
actually that'll be ace as i can make barter snakebite using leffe (already donated) and scrumpy! If I'm still able to control my bodily functions after that I'm really not trying hard enough
1/2 gallon and a handfull of energy bars enough then? I'll throw in some paracetamol as well if yer like 😉
deal! see you at the SSEC 😀
🙄 don't use the toilets FFS go find a nice patch of woodland to follow through in
I was planning on using your nice en-suite hotel room 😆
don't worry ayatollahofniche, I can hold my booze, it's drinking it that's the problem 😉
LOL, if you need my ensuite mate it'll be the least I can do for the help you gave us last week.
ohhhhh you've made me blush now, it was nothing mate you'd got it all sorted anyway.