[Closed] SingleTrackWorldkittenname

Are you a Terry Pratchett fan?

Call him Mortimer which you can shorten to Mort.

And for the love of God where are the pictures?

Rumpold, Destroyer of Worlds.

My favourite was Fizzgog.

My one cat left at the moment is Frankie, Benny got run over.

My previous neighbour had two cats, Simon and Dennis.

Not sure Simon was particularly a Simon , but Dennis was definitely a Dennis.

29er? Maybe it will save some of it's bretheren if you name it after that which kills so many.

RIP tiny felines.

naming it after that which kills so many? how about Onan?

Ivan the Bastard!

Thor.

Carlos. Might be a bit shit if he gets run over though.
Jeff?
My neighbour has an english bull terrier called Dave.

Gary?
Danglebertpumptyponk?
Suckmyballs? - as in "tch tch tch c'mere suckmyballs, there's a good girl/boy?"

awaits hammer.

Theres also Jesus. Just don't go standing outside your house in the wee hours calling his name or asking if anyone has seen him.

Aclysm? Just to be able to respond to the question "What's it's name?" with "The Cat? Aclysm."

I was going to suggest Megatron, but someone beat me to it.

I'd doesn't matter - it won't answer to whatever you call it cus it's a cat

Pantone 5 U, no doesn't really work does it.

Out of all the suggestions Pixel gets my vote, and dead pixels on a screen are always black...ohh. I'll shut up now.

My cats are called Meatball and Dr Doom

spacefighter karate bastard

Batman.
One of mine was almost called batman but settled on Yoda instead.

We called our B&W cat Rupert; aka doops & snookydoops.

Current cat is Barnaby; aka bananaby & naanas.

Cooking fat - as in ****ing cat.

Batman was suggested and shot down in flames. I really like Spacefighter Karate Bastard, but in reality that's got no chance of being passed by the fun police.

I'm pushing for Megatron at the moment as at least they can shorten it to Meg. Poly Styrene is the other one I'm trying to get in as well.

Pantone 5 U, no doesn't really work does it.

I like it, #000000 would be better though (again, no chance of this happening!).

Metallicat?

Iron Miaowden?

I want a cat now just so I can call it a stupid name.

Snowy or Mog

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Are you a Terry Pratchett fan?

Greebo?

Our cat is called Presley (rescue cat - he was already called it) but it does suit him perfectly for some reason.

I forgot my old rescue cat was called Splat, hed been run over and repaired.

Name is chosen....

Megatron it is!

Damn, too late. I was going to suggest Robocat.

F***ing cat is driving us all mad, should've chosen a nice name! 😀