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Old cat pegged it about a month ago and we now have a new kitten. It's 12 weeks old, black, and a bit lively, but we've had it since Sunday and can't decide on a name, I'd like something amusing but keep getting shot down in flames by my wife and son.
Any suggestions?
Punka
Rover
Flanders
Amaran.
Bawbag.
MeowkatkinsSoftyPawsthethird
or just "cat"
one of the two.
Rapha
Base it on personality or any unusual features etc.
Last 3 cats called Rascal, Dude and Fudge.
Friends' black & white monster was called Timothy...or as their very young daughter at the time called him ...'Timmy Tits'.
How about Strava?
Or Sensimilia if it's a she.
Lemmy or Tyson if not.
29er? Maybe it will save some of it's bretheren if you name it after that which kills so many.
RIP tiny felines.
This should be in the cat forum.
Maybe it should be in a cat forum, but that would be full of mad old cat lady's who suggest cute names.
At least I can rely on some stupidity here.
Sorry fella, was a play on chat forum 🙂
12 weeks old, black, and a bit lively
Kanye.
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Guinness?
Pyewacket
le forum de chat sûrement?
Our (female) is called Shimano which is actually a pretty good name for a cat. Try it - SHI-MAAAAAAAAAAN-O! C'MON!
Guaranteed to get the curtains twitching
Also comsidered Magma, Maverick, Conan and Viper but the cat isn't really any of those
cous cous
killer
psycho
leggo (when the kitten grabs your leg)
giblets
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Sorry fella, was a play on chat forum
Went right over my head that one, been a long day!
Guinness was suggested and vetoed.
Well, there was this chap during the war, Squadron Leader, Lancasters, 617 I believe, he had a dog that was black... ideal name.
Pixel
Not happening. I'd give it a number, 617 would be good. That's been vetoed as well.
Dave or Kevin , but for the love of god not Loki hit will live up to the name .ours did ..little ba*****!
Catty cat cat.. You can also just shorten it to cat
Ceefer (C for.....)
Black cat you say?
Call him Ginger.
**** him up a bit.
^ 😀
Lucy Fur?
Apocalypse Miaow?
Obama?
Jackson.. Or MJ and slowly sudocream him over several weeks.
Kristoff the Kat
Cats and indecisive people. This is STW!
Call it ****balls
Dave can't happen, there'd be two of us!
I like Steve as a pet's name but I'm going to save that one for a dog.
Megatron
Call it Fetch
Then let it out.
Edison, I'm not sure why.
Call it
Le Chat Noir
Noir for short
Call it Dinner..keep the dog happy.
Woof
I like 29er or even 650b?? Ginger is also a class name...
It arrived on Easter Sunday - Jesus?
or Bob?
RM.
njee20 - Member
Black cat you say?Call him Ginger.
That there is just class, named mine Pesky, & by God we got it right
Midnight. Or Basementcat.
The wife named ours Harrison Ford and Samuel Catson
Are you a Terry Pratchett fan?
Call him Mortimer which you can shorten to Mort.
And for the love of God where are the pictures?
Rumpold, Destroyer of Worlds.
My favourite was Fizzgog.
My one cat left at the moment is Frankie, Benny got run over.
My previous neighbour had two cats, Simon and Dennis.
Not sure Simon was particularly a Simon , but Dennis was definitely a Dennis.
29er? Maybe it will save some of it's bretheren if you name it after that which kills so many.RIP tiny felines.
naming it after that which kills so many? how about Onan?
Ivan the Bastard!
Thor.
Carlos. Might be a bit shit if he gets run over though.
Jeff?
My neighbour has an english bull terrier called Dave.
Gary?
Danglebertpumptyponk?
Suckmyballs? - as in "tch tch tch c'mere suckmyballs, there's a good girl/boy?"
awaits hammer.
Theres also Jesus. Just don't go standing outside your house in the wee hours calling his name or asking if anyone has seen him.
Aclysm? Just to be able to respond to the question "What's it's name?" with "The Cat? Aclysm."
I was going to suggest Megatron, but someone beat me to it.
I'd doesn't matter - it won't answer to whatever you call it cus it's a cat
Pantone 5 U, no doesn't really work does it.
Out of all the suggestions Pixel gets my vote, and dead pixels on a screen are always black...ohh. I'll shut up now.
My cats are called Meatball and Dr Doom
spacefighter karate bastard
Batman.
One of mine was almost called batman but settled on Yoda instead.
We called our B&W cat Rupert; aka doops & snookydoops.
Current cat is Barnaby; aka bananaby & naanas.
Cooking fat - as in ****ing cat.
Batman was suggested and shot down in flames. I really like Spacefighter Karate Bastard, but in reality that's got no chance of being passed by the fun police.
I'm pushing for Megatron at the moment as at least they can shorten it to Meg. Poly Styrene is the other one I'm trying to get in as well.
Pantone 5 U, no doesn't really work does it.
I like it, #000000 would be better though (again, no chance of this happening!).
Metallicat?
Iron Miaowden?
I want a cat now just so I can call it a stupid name.
Snowy or Mog
Alphabet - MemberAre you a Terry Pratchett fan?
Greebo?
Our cat is called Presley (rescue cat - he was already called it) but it does suit him perfectly for some reason.
I forgot my old rescue cat was called Splat, hed been run over and repaired.
Name is chosen....
Megatron it is!
Damn, too late. I was going to suggest Robocat.
F***ing cat is driving us all mad, should've chosen a nice name! 😀