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Had a bit of a mishap due to an inquisitive puppy, the evidence of which needs to be gone before the wife gets home.
Any suggestions?
Run to the pet shop and get another puppy.
Shaver?
Grade 1, all over 😆
Get it resprayed.
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It's bathtime for Rex.
Hmmmm Yessss Stans Sealant...We've all used 'that one' before...However normally found on tissues, or in a special sock...Not on a puppy you sick bastid 😡
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Warm water should work! Latex is reasonably soluble in water.
It's like a yellow pages advert this. "Hello, dog polishers? It's just possible you could save my life"
A Labrador you say? I wouldn't worry about it, just wait till it rolls in the nearest pile of fox crap/ dead deer carcass/ fetid swamp...etc
Warm soapy water - worked on my carpet an hour ago. It sort of rolls off in lumps.
Sorry, but this thread is useless without pictures (or perhaps they wouldn't be as funny as what I'm imagining right now.)
Can't you just let it lick it all off, you'll then have a self sealing puppy, well at least until the first burp.
Definitely thread title of the year!
just remember to shake the puppy in a side to side motion whilst gradually rotating it to ensure an air tight seal. Failing that insert the stans soaked puppy into the tyre (a 2.5 should be acceptable with a bit of a squeeze) and It'll seal massive punctures!
According to the adverts, the use of a small child with a stans soaked puppy ensures long term puncture protection.
See below!
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