My brother is after a rubbish car.. Don't know why but he is.
Something iconically crap like an:
FSO Polenez
Lada Riva
Skoda Estelle
Yugo
Etc...
So I have searched the local ads, eBay etc... Not much floating about so does anybody know of anything on the go for much cheapness?
I think he is planning a trip across Europe in it, just for the hell of it.
Anything else he should consider that is for sale?
Something made by Renault or Peugeot should do it.
If he's after something British then an Allegro or a Maestro will be sufficiently appalling for him.
Yeah I suggested a Montego as well or a dicked up Nova/ Fiesta.. Surprisingly hard to come by utter guff car wise.
[url= http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-3-2-TESTAROSSA-DESIGN-DEVELOPMENTS-RARE-CAR-ONE-THREE-LEFT-/261206982970 ]This...[/url]
That Capri is the cats kahonies. A bit pricey for him tho.
[url= http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-meastro-1600-/181126874436 ]Well if he's got no shame then this..[/url]
You've got to do some serious hunting if you want a bargain price as well. It's easy to think you can get any old banger for a couple of hundred quid but sadly eBay has turned everything into a 'classic'.
Always quite a few rover metro's on autotrader.
BMW Z3 or a Chrysler Crossfire? 😉
BMW Z3 or a Chrysler Crossfire?
He wanted a shit car, not a haircut.
Gumtree is the place to go for cheap cars. I just picked up a J Reg MR2 with 7 months MOT for £330.
It needs a few things done to it but it would probably drive OK till the MOT run out if I leave it as is.
Volvo 480
Always wanted one.
He want's cheesy... This looks like a wedge of cheese!
Renault Four with the gearstick coming out the dash.
The reason shit, old cars are so hard to find now is they were shit and got scrapped because they broke.
The reason shit, old cars are so hard to find now is [s]they were shit and got scrapped because they broke[/s] that they were all scrapped under the scrappage scheme, robbing our roads of variety and interest.
Rover Metro? Surely you meant AUSTIN Metro??
He wanted a shit car, not a haircut.
Damn. I was about to offer up a cheap as chips Saab 900 convertible. 6 months tax, 9 months MOT and a turbo the size of a dustbin.
God I love that car.
Austin/Leyland Princess , nice Blue one on the bay
a shed load of these for sale from 1k. estate so roomy, fast cars, 4wd and pretty robust
anything with FIAT written on it.
Older 1.2 Clio
Kia pride or any older kia or hyuandi. Are they took reliable to be shit? Loads about on the bay and autotrader.
Thanks for the suggestions so far, that Maestro looks ideal... But £600... Really.. He must be steaming! But God loves a trier.
Got to be something from the Austin/BL stable, like this Ambassador....
Or this Proton. A real low point in motoring history....
old chevette
Most of the cars that people refer to as 'rubbish' on this list weren't particularly bad when they came out, and especially looking at the standards of the time. Whereas those on the OP's list were dreadful.
The only recent car that was crap when it came out that I can remember, and got rightfully panned was the City Rover. Early Hyundai's were quite poor too.
I don't remember those 120Y's coming as a coupe, at least not in the that shape. Is it a 'grey' import?
Not sure? its actually a bit too cool to be crap
Search http://www.carandclassic.co.uk in your local area bound to be a few candidates on there.
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C382616
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C382569
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C383088
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C344880
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C349010
Perodua's must end up somewhere for peanuts or do they get hidden to prevent mocking?
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201304176322021/sort/default/usedcars/make/perodua/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/postcode/rg194gq/radius/1500/quicksearch/true/page/1?logcode=p
runs like a bag of nails and no MOT, result !!
something from the Talbot stable if you can find it - a Solara?
Think I worked on that Capri in 87 we also did one that was turned into a convertable mm mm. Sorry for the hijack.
Why doesn't he get a ferry across the Channel then offer to buy the first French car he sees in Calias?
Probably over budget and its actually quite cool but thought I'd share it anyway,
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/G-HYUNDAI-PONY-1-3-PICKUP-RARE-OLDE-ENGLISH-WHITE-CD-RAC-WARRANTYS-/380582581924?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item589c7d56a4
Ford Scorpio ......
Suzuki Alto (old shape):
[url= http://www.motoring.co.uk/car-pictures/suzuki-alto-2000-gl-3dr-picture_1624787 ]Alto[/url]
My mum has one, completely bombproof mechanically but falling apart. Utterly horrible to drive and worth nothing second-hand.
Or a Daewoo/Chevy Matiz?
I really fancy an original Renault 5 as a weekend car.
Some utter guff here people.. Well done.
My brother has been lurking and following the thread and is liking the chuff being suggested.
I'm a huge fan of the Maestro, the brown Cavalier estate and I actually like the Hyundai pony pick up.
Get yourself over to the true home of automotive dross;
[url= http://autoshite.com/phpbb3/ ]Autoshite[/url]
What those aficionados of mediocrity don't know about motoring in the mingebag style isn't worth knowing...