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[Closed] Revenge of Swinley as ridden by STW. Easter weekend?

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Long weekend coming up soon. I could arrange riding on any of the days really, whatever suits the masses.

Who's in and which day/days?


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 3:48 pm
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Woop.The in laws are visiting Easter weekend ! Put me down for the whole lot!!! (Friday or Saturday are my fave tbh) 🙂


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 8:10 pm
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Tempting...  if I were aloud beyond zone 2. 🙁


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 8:56 pm
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Your pace can be whatever it wants. You're an XC racer, you wouldn't get out of Z2 to beat us anyway!


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 8:59 pm
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Can't make it then I'm afraid.

Enjoy! the last one was great!


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 9:05 pm
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Does swinley accept north folk?


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 9:22 pm
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Does swinley accept north folk?

Yes.

Just don't expect any real hills or a decent cafe. The North gave us Tebay services, Swinley's cafe is Watford Gap.


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 9:41 pm
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No teenager to drag out of bed that weekend, so any day good for me 🙂

Fri, Sat or Mon best. Be great to get to a STW meet, been a while!


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 10:02 pm
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Unfortunately Mrs Kilo can't make Easter weekend, have a good one!


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 10:26 pm
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Saturday works best for me again.

Unfortunately Mrs Kilo can’t make Easter weekend

<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">Weeksy will be disappointed.</span>


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 10:34 pm
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Ok, let's call it Saturday of Easter weekend at 9am at Swinley.


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 10:37 pm
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I’m a definitely maybe, calendar is clear at moment, but subject to change at a moments notice.


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 11:02 pm
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Defo up for this as haven’t been able to make previous meets.  It’s likely the same pattern will continue TBH given the missus is unwell, junior has activities booked, I’ve a load of DIY to catch up on and the outlaws may be descending around that time.

Will keep an eye on this post in case a pass somehow works it’s way into my hands.


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 11:09 pm
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I've just put swinley forest in Google maps from my house and it's says can't find a route so is it a secret mtb nirvana


 
Posted : 18/03/2018 11:21 pm
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RG12 7QW is the car park.


 
Posted : 19/03/2018 2:40 am
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Sounds good to me, count me in.


 
Posted : 19/03/2018 9:05 am
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Should be a good little bunch then 🙂

What eclectic mix of bikes are we having this time ? Me and my riding mate will be on matching Whytes, T-130 in a lovely sky blue 🙂  I bought mine first by the way, he  tested mine and said "Right, i'm buying one".... That was that.

I'm assuming you're all full Audi/Bird/Yeti/Steel/SS's... 🙂


 
Posted : 20/03/2018 7:06 pm
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could bring my Yeti (Big Top).. but more likely on me RM Instinct cuz I likes it.


 
Posted : 20/03/2018 7:38 pm
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Yes, up for this. Might go slightly less fat this time.


 
Posted : 20/03/2018 8:51 pm
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One of the lads from my village is also coming now.

Should be good fun this.


 
Posted : 21/03/2018 6:54 pm
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Well if I can get along it could be the first outing for my new (to me) Bronson (Alu). If this is the case I’ll do my best to fettle in advance.

‘Stealth ad’ could also be a good opportunity for a  STWer to pick up the Orange Five they’ve just bought from me. ‘Stealth ad’


 
Posted : 21/03/2018 7:50 pm
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DoI have to put baggies over my Lycra? 😀

Should be able to make it, in which case I’ll be on the Spark, deliberately riding slowly.


 
Posted : 22/03/2018 8:11 am
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"Do I have to put baggies over my Lycra?"

No ,I'll be wearing a skinsuit ,but don't forget the gimp mask. 🙂

I plan to bring a steel ,obsolete bicycle.


 
Posted : 22/03/2018 8:25 am
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You'd don't HAVE to... .but i would appreciate it....  😀

If you're on the Spark, you may not be riding it much.... Bring a pedal spanner 🙂


 
Posted : 22/03/2018 8:31 am
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Unlikely to make it but if I do I'll be on a 26inch 2008 anthem with mudguards - is that niche enough to join?


 
Posted : 22/03/2018 9:09 am
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Unlikely to make it but if I do I’ll be on a 26inch 2007 anthem with mudguards – is that niche enough to join?

well i wouldn't recommend bringing your pedal spanner 🙂


 
Posted : 22/03/2018 9:13 am
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Looks like the snow etc should miss this end of the country... So we're all good for a nice friendly day out 🙂

Any more for any more ? Same plan again... Meet up 9am next to the dish things just in front of the main entrance.


 
Posted : 26/03/2018 10:11 am
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It looks very wet in the lead up.  At the very least I won't be bringing the good bike.  I may defer to Hadleigh for less grit...


 
Posted : 28/03/2018 11:39 pm
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Yup, but it's better than the Ridgeway. So i'm still going 🙂


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 8:23 am
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I'm still planning on coming.


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 9:06 am
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Will I be out of niche with a 26er with mud tyres and guards? 🙂

Where's these dishes?  Can we meet in the car park?


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 9:10 am
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Nah. i am retro niche man and will be "rocking" all the above.


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 9:13 am
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Dishes, they're echo things... If walking towards main center entrance, they're just there... so outside the gate to the picnic area etc.... That is techincally car park too 🙂

I'll be on a T-130, so will my mate... Another mate has some HT but i have no idea what it is 🙂

I'll be on WTB Trail Boss/Ardent combo on my orange Hopes 🙂


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 9:17 am
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My Instinct is still filthy from last week, so I'll be on that. Easy to spot with its orange dayglo stripes 🙂

Still got your mobile in my PMs weeksy , so I'll ping you if I get delayed by traffic..


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 9:29 am
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Is there a secret handshake to do so you can figure out who's on the ride?


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 9:52 am
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Is there a secret handshake to do so you can figure out who’s on the ride?

Can somebody do a poster/banner?

Edit: would like to come, but I suspect moving back into our house will take precedence.


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 10:02 am
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Just follow the scent of malt whiskey and cake towards the group with the most facial hair and fewest gears. It's hard to miss.

50/50 I've had flu all week so could do with some fresh air. Might just do an hour or so then bail.


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 10:07 am
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Won't make it, so can't niche up with Kryters in the 26inch mudguard club


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 10:40 am
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I’m still planning on coming. Orange SS stooge.


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 3:24 pm
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Quel surprise I can no longer make it.  Picking up some furniture first thing Sat then out with monkey jnr.

Have fun chaps and chapettes.  One day I’ll be there.


 
Posted : 29/03/2018 7:29 pm
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Hmmm, might bring the monstercross, or ride the m25 - last chance this month for me, and I'm 600 km down on my annual target 🙁


 
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Any idea which day? Tempted to join the fatty club with my dude.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 9:21 am
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Tomorrow. 9am.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 9:29 am
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I'm giving it a miss guys. Monsoon all day, I'm not feeling it at all. Sorry.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 5:05 pm
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Looks damp in the morning but not as bad as today. Anybody going to turn up? I’m still up for it.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 5:38 pm
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Wouldn’t mind still giving it a blast on the hardtail.

Need to know a few are still going though! Will keep checking back


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 5:41 pm
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Just got back in. Its beyond terrible at the moment 🙁 ginge is just a slop fest and spent the whole way round listening to my drive train and brake pads eat themselves. This is most definately single speed weather.... But left that at work damn. Off piste / Crowthorne and babosa the best to do tomorrow if anyone heading out - avoid the blue/red as the trail surface is screwed.

Still better than staying in 🙂 I will be out in the morning but can't commit to time yet. Look out for me... Either green solaris with 3" up front or most likely my 69er orange rigid.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 5:49 pm
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Oh thread gets moved when its on page 2, bit pointless!

Sunday is the only decent day of the weekend and I can’t make Sunday. 🙁


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 6:26 pm
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I was out in box hill area today and it was trench warfare out there. Glad I had the single speed as more mud than bike in the end. Good fun though. Swinley can’t be any worse than that surely?


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 6:30 pm
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I’m still up for a ride. I’ll be there @ 9.

although after reading donC’s post I’m tempted to keep driving down to Dorking.

ha.


 
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Na it's not so much muddy but the sloppy trail surface that's the killer. The Ginge forms the world's best grinding paste known to man. Still finding sand in places I shouldn't find sand 🙂

It usually drains OK because of the off camber build but the rain has been so heavy it just sits there... Mixing with the sand and killing bikes. If the rain stops as planned later this eve and stays dry overnight it will be OK in the morning.....apart from red 2 (old seagull) , need a boat for that most the time. Did manage to find a mud puddle over by barrosa that was up to the axles mind you and had to hose myself off in the garden before I was allowed inside.


 
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I see what you mean about the grinding paste now - worse than deep mud in many ways. Still, I discovered today I’ve found the perfect summer tyre combo so should be cack in the ginge stuff too.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 7:00 pm
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Managed to go through a new pair of pads in the ginge today and get the brakes looked on the rotor so had to drag the bike back for the last mile!

Will hopefully be there at 9 tomorrow though depending on how wet it is.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 7:22 pm
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I’ll be the one in the orange canoe !

seriously I should make it for 09.00 Whyte 905


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 7:36 pm
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Right, Big Top is all mudguarded up and loaded in the car. See whoever’s gonna be there erm, there!


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:33 pm
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Let’s hope I’ll be there!


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 11:14 pm
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On way. Blue Bronson.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 9:34 am
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Home and dry.  Good ride despite the weather.  Thanks all.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 2:28 pm
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We'll done guys!


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 2:31 pm
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Yeah. Made it, thanks for putting up with the unfit one fellas! Felt ok once I got back, though I think razorrazoo mightve had to listen to some delerious psychobabble on the way back to the car park! 😆


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 2:47 pm
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No worries Dez, I think you were still pretty with it. Managed to get a bargain on a couple of tops at the hub too. Bike still in the boot though, at least it had a wash.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 3:06 pm
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Thanks for great ride, guys. Wasn’t as bad under-wheel as I thought, but must get mudguards.

Sorry for starting off too quick, but it got us warm! We found a good pace in the end

Until next time...


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 3:11 pm
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Best fun I’ve had at Swinley in the piss wet through, 😉 & that’s despite the rapid first two miles!Thanks gents. Good crack. My back brake was down to the metal!

& thanks to weeksy for organising !

🙂


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:20 pm
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Great fun this morning - thanks all.  Hopefully do it again very soon

sorry but i have absolutely no idea how to post my rubbish photos!


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 10:28 pm
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Go to. www.postimage.org

Upload pics, click "hotlink for forums" (third from bottom option) then just page into here.

Job done.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 10:47 pm
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Oh yeah, must correct what I said to you chaps about the Enduro - 4 mins was the time for 3 laps of each timed section - each one was just over a minute 😊


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 11:17 pm
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When you put it like that Dez, I’m not surprised that ebikes were required. Though after seeing them today, I’m wondering about entering an off road Segway.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 11:57 pm