[Closed] Pub Ride Scoff.

Come on some of you northerners must have tales of huge pies in your mid ride boozers.

Just imagine it. Not sure why anyone would want to take a photo of their meal. Seems a bit odd.

Our club motto is ride bikes, drink beer, eat cake.
The cake's consumed post ride, with the beer, though.

Need a hug Neil?

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Hmmmm.. I don't eat on a ride either.. Normally just get home and eat flapjack..

So heres a pic of flapjack, you know just in case you don't know what flapjack is..

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Don't worry though will you, I do drink Beer but that tends to be in the evening..

So heres a pic of Beer, you know just in case you are missing a Beer and want to be reminded of what Beer looks like..

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Cheers for that I've never seen beer or flapjack before.
Might have to try some. 🙂
What does the beers stuff do?
Is it like a malty recovery drink?

Need a hug Neil?

Nah. I'm good ta.

Defo a recovery drink, filled with all Gods nutrients to help sooth aching muscles and dry eyes. Tends to linger on the tongue if quaffed slowly, rarely hits the back of my throat per 1/4 of the glass. You'll need 4 pints before it takes effective neutralising pain/numb threshold. Normally by this time I'm a quivering wreck dribbling on my lap but the aching muscles I can't feel any longer.
Works for me, tomorrow night is Beer night in the Bouy household and bouy am I looking forward to it. We will enter our favourite establishment in the Hampshire Hills that brews it's award winning ales and has a menu of..

Starters..
Peanuts
Main Menu..
Steak & Chips
Or
Gammon, Egg & Chips
Or the Vegetarian option..
Egg & Chips

It is a simple menu for simple folk.

😀

bikeneil - Member

Just imagine it. Not sure why anyone would want to take a photo of their meal. Seems a bit odd.

Because the Anchor cobs are awesome... [url=

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(though since moving closer, I've not had one in ages)

**** me z1ppy i knew Trace was odd but i had no idea she was that odd. 🙂

Heh, I used to work with Justin, she must be extremely weird 😉

According to a recent thread on here, if you are riding less than 50k you shouldn't be needing more than a solitary tunnocks to keep you going. I must be doing something wrong then. I can recommend the Burrator Inn, Dousland, Dartmoor for somewhere near great trails that is a pub but also serves food like a greasy spoon caff at greasy spoon prices. I had the 'veggie option' (egg and chips) and it was like going back in time but in a nice way.

When I do actually ride a bike it is with the sole purpose of ending up at a pub for beers and food.

I shall post pictures later when I've sifted through them all.

That looks like a full blown meal rather than something to fill a hole 😯

Nice stop off after Cut gate

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What with leaving you one daughter outside? Or was there two pub (pie) stops?

The best Monday Night Pub Ride venue to finish at is the Church in Prestwich, as behind the bar is this vision of wonder and delight.....

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No... your eyes do not deceive you. Thats a fridge stocked full of all manner of delicious pork pies. Be still my beating heart (literally and metaphorically)

I used to ride a Maxlight XC. Some bloke on the campsite scoffed at it and said 'yeah, nice, I need to get a pub bike'.

That's the one that hurt the most.

The other scoff and one I liked much more is a starter of proper hard black country pork scratchings, then a giant french stick all crammed with cheddar cheese and spanish onion, all swilled down with pint or two of Bathams bitter. Camp House. Grimley. By the river. On the grass. In the sunshine. Ahhh.

Someone has to guard the bikes, thought that's what kids were for.
She's the fastest so if some one tried to pinch them there is a better chance of catching them, whilst we finish the pies.

I always assumed kids would be a waste of bike money, so never bothered. I think locks are cheaper. 😉

Locks are defiantly cheaper, not sure she would agree about the waste of bike money

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She did five weeks in the Alps last year on her Enduro

all swilled down with pint or two of Bathams bitter.

We normally do a tour of all ten of the Bathams pubs in the summer.
A great way to spend a sunny saturday pedaling 50 miles and drinking at least ten pints. There's a bit of a gap between some of them so we have to have "extras" .