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Someone has puked on your new top....., and you've tried to wipe it off with your gloves 😯
He brought pyjamas?
Mine too, he's great with his mou......... Oh wait
I hope that was really cheap!
You've got a hair sticking up.
Just think, if you could graft that mother into combover...
Blimey it's Keith Allen!
That's actually kind of cool - in a really horrible sort of way.
That paint line down the corners not too clever
Did he ring twice? 😉
Why? did he lie to you and say "noice shirt matey" 🙂
I like the top!
That pic just induced a hangover in me... and given I haven't had a drink in days that is pretty damn impressive.
I was hoping the postie would bring me some obnoxiously wide carbon bars and a new rear mech today (the former being my birthday pressie), but guess it will be tomorrow before I see them.
Did he knock on the door just after that photo was taken and gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon?
That would look cool if you were a teenager still.
That's some dodgy cutting in there in the corner. 😐
Is your head wired into the mains?
EDIT: That's bell wire. Are you a doorbell chime?
shocking
should be a 1 week ban
I like the top!
Girls wear tops, Men wear shirts..
And that's the ugliest woman I've ever seen 😯 and I've been to Basildon..
Looks like postie delivered you a retarded man with terrible dress sense.
Is that legal?
^ ooooooooooooofffffff
Not one of Troy Lee's finest moments 😕
That's no nice chief!