I always need a poo about 10 mins after putting on my bib's. Even if I'm "empty" with nothing in the chamber.
What the hell is going on.
Are bibs some kind of magical chud creating clothing?
Anyone else suffer from pre ride, post bib chud syndrome PRPBCS..
Do you have coffee just before putting them on?
They're the greatest laxative known to man.
Always happens to me. Even after having round one before I put them on.
Yep. The more clothes you put on the more you need to nip one off.
There is a pressure point on your shoulder wired to your farting string. Medical fact.
bib shorts
and trains with no facilities
need instantly disappears
at destination
Glad it's not just me then.
Tho coffee could contribute to this too.
Wet suits make me wee.
i thought you were supposed
to wee
in a wetsuit?
Just don't shit in one please! 😯
Wtf?
No they don't.
But getting worked up before a race does.
Ah yes, the infamous 'lycra-poo'
Putting knee pads on has been known to have this effect on me.
Awkward when I forget I'm wearing them and try to pull my shorts down.
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That was meant to be a piccie of bibs outside of my shirt.
ONly just got bibs so don't know yet, but I always want a we 5 mins after putting lycra undershorts on.
Yes. Always.
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Rob wins,the less time spent in the woods during the TD,can only be a good thing #thishereisbearcountry 😉
I've just been out with a tri suit on under my baggies. (I'm checking it's comfy as I've got my first tri in a month).
Turns out the "undo the baggies, lift the top out of the way and hold in teeth, pull down the front of bib shorts and lift up my chap" method I usually use when I have bibs under my baggies doesn't work with a tri suit. The semi naked bloke up at Lee Quarry pissbg this afternoon, in case anyone saw him, was me.
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Have a number of advantages:
* Hold up standard lycra padded shorts / 3/4 / longs
* Quick and easy to take lycra down
* Quick and easy to reassemble
* Can also be used to hold up outer shorts / trousers
* Can use different types / lengths of lycra without having to buy lots of different expensive bibs
* ... therefore, cheaper
* Adjustable
* Less sweaty
I don't know why more people don't use this combo? Works for me.
I don't know why more people don't use this combo? Works for me.
I don't suffer like those above, take dump then put on bibs.
Other than some very old very high fronted ones never had an issue taking a leak.
I get bibs that fit so no adjustment required
Bib shorts also stop that unfortunate sun burn strip on your back.
So basically I idea why I'd go back to shorts braces look like a solution seeking a problem to me.
No they don't.But getting worked up before a race does.
This, or desperately needing to dump half way round a race.
Every. Single. Time.
Not half as much as putting skinsuit on. That really makes me need the loo.
second poll, do you all remember to go before putting it on 😉
Yes, but i still need a second visit to drop mud into the porcelain cave anyway
I'm glad i'm not the only one suffers from this affliction 😀
If I even think about going for a ride or a run I'll be having a poo within ten minutes, unconscious desire to avoid doing a Radcliff I guess.
Yes, have a coffee and always put the bibs on 30 minutes early so that I've time to evacuate before leaving the house. I agree with Ross, I think it's a subconscious thing, the body knows it's it's last chance for a good few hours.
i thought you were supposed
to wee
in a wetsuit?
What's with the shit haiku's at the moment?
And dear go no, emergencies only, unless it's a cheap badly fitting one that flushes with water every time you move then you're going to sit there soaking in your own piss for hours.