.... how do I explain this one to mrs ciderinsport?????
Firstly, wipe the lipstick off.
Secondly, wipe some mud on the clothes.
Firstly, wipe the lipstick off.
No really, it was on ss cycle 😳 however much your suggestion may have been fun 😳
(careful wording required here!)
Abducted by aliens.... just walk like a cowboy for the next week
[i]how do I explain this one to mrs ciderinsport????? [/i]
tbh if she wasn't making strenuous efforts to contact you/send out search parties after 5 hours she's probably not that bothered...
Grow a pair ?
ewww, he's got lipstick on his bike ? 😯
You need help.
You need help.
Do you have the Wolf's number?
Any story behind why you were out that long?
A) Masive mechanical at the furthest point in the ride
B) got carried away with the ride and just kept going
C) Got stuck in the pub with mates after the ride
Odds anyone?
What batteries have you got?
titusrider - MemberAny story behind why you were out that long?
A) Masive mechanical at the furthest point in the ride
B) got carried away with the ride and just kept going
C) Got stuck in the pub with mates after the rideOdds anyone?
Ciderinsport is in the new forest soemwhere, so my guess is he's got himself mixed up in the cadman's pool dogging scene - offering 2:1 on (yes, that is a euphemism)
C) Got stuck in the pub with mates after the ride
Thats the closest!
Went out for my usual Thursday ride at 5.15, stopped mid ride for a few ciders, rode most the way home to a mates house, had a number more of my favoured tipple, played on his table football thing, drank, chatted etc, looked at the clock and saw it was 3am!
Wobbled the 3 miles home!
Great night ride 😆
Your username does not lie 🙂
ewww, he's got lipstick on his bike ?
😆