Bugger, was going to go out for a wee night ride, but just realised Cheryls night in is on. Oh well, riding can wait for another night.......
Cheryl who?
*slaps your face*
snap out of it man! ride yer bike!
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Watching the footie on iphone and cheryl is on the tele, quite a fit lass!! wouldn't say no!
watch the X factor instead of go for a night ride....what the hells the matter with you man RIDE YOUR BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless she is in your room and willing to let you bang her one up her jacksy i'd go for a ride instead.
Having to suffer it and then I know the X-factor reckon I'll unplug the PS3 and put up with a 26" screen for tonight. May even break my rule of no alcohol the night before work.
riding cheryl cole might be a reason to skip a bike ride, but to watch.
Now if it was night riding tonight WITH Cheryl Cole then I'd be there.
I'd combine the 2 with no dramas.... 
J.A says yer tea is getting cold!
Aren't these one and the same thing?