OK we have a stiffee and a handjob etc...
One name each, I'll start with a
Cove Knee Trembler
The hand shandy
Fudge Packer
bawbag, possibly a singlespeed 29er.. ;o)
w*nker or is that too subtle, chaffinch.
Muffdiver?
Sploongin'divot?
Boner
Bean Flicker ?
Gooch?
Cove "The Clap"
A bike (ish) related suggestion.
Trail whore
The starfish (only comes in one frame colour, chocolate brown)
chainsuckernightmare
How about:
Cove Gangbanger
Cove Throatjob
Cove Penetrator
A few to be going on with anyway :-p
Rusty trombone
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Cove Flange
Cove Feltcher.
Smee, you should be banned!
Cove Pegging
Why? I thought it was a good name for a bike.
You didn't look it up did you? 😯
Don't ask me how I know these things but I knew what Felching is.
Anyway, I'd like a Cove Soapy T1T W4NK
Cove Prolapse
EvilZone!
Cove Tosspot
They should address the STW demographic more:
Mr Floppy
Kippertits
Suprised no body has mentioned the forthcoming Cove "go down" a women specific frame
Cove Nigella.....
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Angry Pirate
The vinegar stroke
cove ATM
Todger
Zuffle.
Cove Clunge
Cove Feltcher
I suggest the Cove STW
Thats not Singletrackworld obviously
🙂
The Rusty bullet hole
Is there a fully rigid model?