Just ordering some more stickers for the bikemongery. Apparently we get through around 3,000 a month!!!
[b]Got any ideas for new slogans?[/b]
Would be cool to add a few fresh ones, and I cant be arsed with the full on sticker comp thing right now, as we need to get the stickers quick.
Current ones are stuff like:
• One less car
• Cycling is not a crime
• Fun between my legs
• Everytime you change gear – god kills a kitten
• My drinking club has a cycling problem
• I brake for cake
• This machine kills fascists
• Your 4WD makes you look fat
• We are The Knights Of Quiche
Any ideas are welcome.
Cheers
Charlie
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I like
'Ride, Rinse, Repeat..'
but not sure if its been done or used anywhere else
Yeah, but imagine all phone calls I will get from moaning old gits .
it's not niche there's a recession
Yes, I am doing that, and no, you can't watch.
oblique - Member
it's not niche there's a recession
Already been done..
harder steeper faster longer
stop me and ring my bell
bike time is play time
if you can read this you can see my bike
@charlie - OK, how about using [url= http://www.****/home/article-1227210/Contact-Us.html ]020 7938 6000[/url]. They love hearing from moaning old gits...
what you doing looking my bike?
My other bike is shite too.
Cant ride for shit
?
One less car
One Car Fewer
Will ride for shit
One Car Fewer
that is so much more polite.
If you need to ask you wouldn't understand.
If I'm not pedalling I'm probably farting.
My glutes are bigger than yours.
Ride till you die
All the gear no idea
On topic for this morning:
Darkside, WTF ?
29er - the big wheel inherit the earth.
Lube me and use me!
Does my butt look big on this?
Underpaid Underbiked
Overbiked Underskilled
Flapjack Only (with a little petrol pump image)
I am liking "I brake for cake" so far
Danger, roadie moonlighting
This [i]is[/i] my granny gear
Watch me for the changes and try to keep up
You can't see me!
or
Ride like you're invisible.
(More of a note to self)
No creaks or cracks - gas pipe forever
girls love skids
"bike time is play time" +1
Watch me for the changes and try to keep up
I'm liking this one 😉
good back to the future reference 😀
"Lean, mean, lack-of-skilling machine"
"Powered by columbian marching powder" (a play on the lame 'powered by fairy dust sticker')
"What are you on...?"
DrP
Shocks are for cocks.
Rigid & Proud.
Kudos Seeker.
29er ? Clown cycle
Yes it’s a skills compensator.
Yep, it cost more than your car.
Single Speed Promotion Jockey.
etc etc
You know - for kids!
OK... Its done... Me and crashy (my shop monkey) are fulled up on columbian drinking dust and laughing our pert one speed tits off.
Gonna add:
• Watch me for the changes and try to keep up
• Lube me and abuse me
Many other would make the cut. And we should do "chicks dig skids" again.
Cheers
Chaps, you are all gents (probably), and I will sort you out with soem stickers when they arrive. Drop em an email at bikemonger at yahoo .co.uk with teh header "STICKERS"
track-stand and deliver
I'm tyred
tell me you're doing the 'I brake for cake' one?
brake for cake is in.
Track stand aND DELIVER IS GOOD.
Just "Stolen".
One less fixie
Pick a line- Any line
"my other bike has 28 speeds"
as i BET most of the SSers on here also have a geared bike or two.
love some of the suggestions above too.
creasing in the office for no apparent reason.
Uni MTB club motto was
"you'll drink bitter, and you'll like it [yu' poof]"
could do a "diesel only", but "Ale/Bitter/(Not lager") version
"Sold the gears for beers"
Yes I know this is a footpath. Yes I know we shouldn't ride on it. Silly isn't it?!
No gears. Or friends.
Struggling to come up with some suggestions that are as good as the gems we've had already, but what about:
You Shall not pass!
Gears for fears
Mud, Mud Glorious Mud
hopeless attempts at humour... facepalm...
My cogs bigger than yours!
It's only an excuse for dogging.
You would not believe how hard this is....
It's a convenient excuse for my lack of speed.
"Powered by columbian marching powder"
+1
Actually...
Your cogs bigger than mine....
Better ride than my Mrs!
Middleaged crisis on a bike
More Niche than Quiche
Are we nearly there yet..
Do my plums look big in this..
Stupid is as stupid does,now f*ck off !
God is good god is fair,to some he gave gears to others he gave flair..
Yes I do have a proppa bike,I just choose to ride this one,OK !
this is my church
The classic refrain, often heard from fat moustached Belgians standing beside an insanely steep cobbled climb: Hup Hup Hup
that would be
hop hop hop
i'm belgian, no moustache
Lock, stock and two smoking brakes
'I've slept with Charlie the MikeBonger'
Multi-speed singlegear.
Gears just confuse me.
Pedal, push or spin?
It's my excuse for flapjack and I'm sticking to it.
A roadie ate my hamster
One less roadie
or perhaps 'ive slept with mike the charliebonger...'
My other bike is a halfords special
I love Dear Leader.
I step on all you maggots!
Dear Leader is god.
Lower (geared) than your mum. (sorry 😳 )
Evan my skidmarks smell of rubber.
That's not a niche... THIS is a niche!
"Sub-standard driving may result in the placement of my feet on your car, which could cause offence"
"Dr Singlespeed, I presume?"
"One gear, no fear" (May have been done before)
E = 32:16 squared
that would be
hop hop hopi'm belgian, no moustache
Happy to be corrected.
Oh, and very few Belgians have moustaches, except for the massive guys in the rider support clubs, wearing big jackets and Superprestige races.
'This Machine Kills Fatties' would be better, surely?
Hello all,
Just to put my two pence in..."I brake for cake"..."My drinking clubs got a cycling problem" and "Ride, Rinse, Repeat" are my favorites. But just to add a couple
"Gears are for Queers"
"One gear, and I can still keep up (stuck on the crossbar)"
Cheers,
Mark.
"I like a red rim and tight nipples"
I feel the need for singlespeed!
better ride than your mrs
cars burn fuel and make you fat bikes burn calories and make you thin
use the beard
its not that i dont like dh its my bikes made of afraidium
"Ride it like it's stollen!" (cake reference FTW!!)
Bigger wok than cok
Coks ride ss
And it's still better than yours
It's coz I av the skillz init
Corduroy is the new tweed
Coz I don't need an excuse
Sitting, Standing, Walking, Resting - [i][b]Single[/b][/i]speed?
If I grow [s]up[/s] old, I'll get a bike with gears
No, I can't explain why I enjoy it.
Edit: That should have been...
Sitting, Standing, Walking, Drinking- [i][b]Single[/b][/i]speed?
cheesy rider
gears are okay but you can`t beat the real thing
niche to see you to see you niche
32/16 my arse
dab-tastic
There can be only one....gear
'done with derailleurs'
Two legs one speed
"Your mum is 22:32"
"Enjoyment = (Mountains x Cycling) Squared"
- this one may not be original
"Luckily my girlfriend is easier than my ratio"
"Bodged with pride (and cable ties)"
Caution: stinky Helmet toting nutter onboard.
its still just a bike
no you cant have a go on it . ---- off!
Any chance of "I brake for cake" in white please as all my bikes are black?
Cheers 🙂