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Better ride than my Mrs!
Middleaged crisis on a bike
More Niche than Quiche
Are we nearly there yet..
Do my plums look big in this..
Stupid is as stupid does,now f*ck off !
God is good god is fair,to some he gave gears to others he gave flair..
Yes I do have a proppa bike,I just choose to ride this one,OK !
this is my church
The classic refrain, often heard from fat moustached Belgians standing beside an insanely steep cobbled climb: Hup Hup Hup
that would be
hop hop hop
i'm belgian, no moustache
Lock, stock and two smoking brakes
'I've slept with Charlie the MikeBonger'
Multi-speed singlegear.
Gears just confuse me.
Pedal, push or spin?
It's my excuse for flapjack and I'm sticking to it.
A roadie ate my hamster
One less roadie
or perhaps 'ive slept with mike the charliebonger...'
My other bike is a halfords special
I love Dear Leader.
I step on all you maggots!
Dear Leader is god.
Lower (geared) than your mum. (sorry 😳 )
Evan my skidmarks smell of rubber.
That's not a niche... THIS is a niche!
"Sub-standard driving may result in the placement of my feet on your car, which could cause offence"
"Dr Singlespeed, I presume?"
"One gear, no fear" (May have been done before)
E = 32:16 squared
that would be
hop hop hopi'm belgian, no moustache
Happy to be corrected.
Oh, and very few Belgians have moustaches, except for the massive guys in the rider support clubs, wearing big jackets and Superprestige races.
'This Machine Kills Fatties' would be better, surely?
Hello all,
Just to put my two pence in..."I brake for cake"..."My drinking clubs got a cycling problem" and "Ride, Rinse, Repeat" are my favorites. But just to add a couple
"Gears are for Queers"
"One gear, and I can still keep up (stuck on the crossbar)"
Cheers,
Mark.
"I like a red rim and tight nipples"
I feel the need for singlespeed!
better ride than your mrs
cars burn fuel and make you fat bikes burn calories and make you thin
use the beard
its not that i dont like dh its my bikes made of afraidium
"Ride it like it's stollen!" (cake reference FTW!!)
Bigger wok than cok
Coks ride ss
And it's still better than yours
It's coz I av the skillz init
Corduroy is the new tweed
Coz I don't need an excuse
Sitting, Standing, Walking, Resting - [i][b]Single[/b][/i]speed?
If I grow [s]up[/s] old, I'll get a bike with gears
No, I can't explain why I enjoy it.
Edit: That should have been...
Sitting, Standing, Walking, Drinking- [i][b]Single[/b][/i]speed?
cheesy rider
gears are okay but you can`t beat the real thing
niche to see you to see you niche
32/16 my arse
dab-tastic
There can be only one....gear
'done with derailleurs'
Two legs one speed
"Your mum is 22:32"
"Enjoyment = (Mountains x Cycling) Squared"
- this one may not be original
"Luckily my girlfriend is easier than my ratio"
"Bodged with pride (and cable ties)"
Caution: stinky Helmet toting nutter onboard.
its still just a bike
no you cant have a go on it . ---- off!
Any chance of "I brake for cake" in white please as all my bikes are black?
Cheers 🙂
Riding high with Charlie ;o)
OK the sticker order is now in with Gil Of Cycleshed, cant rember what we chose, so it will be a nice surprise for all of us.
Should be with me in three weeks.
Laters
charlie
do those people who's quotes get used get there's for free ?
My other Surley is a Pugsley
What no beard
bar ends, worth another gear
my other bike is a singlespeed and my other and my other
Not SS? oh my God, it's fixed
Cant beilieve we got this far without
'I know somone who knows Sheldon'
KoN what's that ?