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[Closed] I'm a mechanic

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Not really ? I took apart my failed Crank cobalt wheel today cleaned out the freehub and re-greased put back together and bingo now its working again(it failed on the London to Brighton)my confidence has shot through the roof now might take apart my forks next?


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 7:38 pm
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You've got to talk in a patronising manner and charge indecently to be a real mechanic.


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 7:46 pm
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Yup, and you should be drawing lots of air through your teeth whilst raising your eyebrows as high as possible.


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 7:54 pm
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You should also leave the item sitting on a workbench for a few weeks, pretending your waiting for parts it doesn't need , or haven't been ordered.


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 8:07 pm
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Skip the forks, there's this bloke in the chat forum who's got this passat.......


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 8:10 pm
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๐Ÿ˜† @ Bregante


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 8:21 pm
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You've got to perfect the "can you seriously not do that yourself" look too


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 8:24 pm
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Come on, we are not all like that! We never patronise our customers.


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 8:53 pm
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But we are good at irony 8)


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 8:55 pm
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Parts do take weeks to arrive ................. Don't they !


 
Posted : 22/09/2013 9:02 pm
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Only if you don't order them in good time.


 
Posted : 23/09/2013 8:47 pm