[Closed] I am enjoying Mark Datz's contributions to the forum

Wikid Awsum is going to be my stripper name.

Mark Datz - Member

That's wikid nice dude my dreme bike

I think this is my favourite.

[i]WTF she's like a growen up and was in to it so it's not like he's a pedo
or whateva[/i]

This is my peronal fave

Mark Datz - Member
So the braniak nerds can study lame boring rubish and normil peppel can lern usfull stuf for doing normil things

Posted 2 days ago # Report-Post

We should have a Mark Datz day where we all post in that language. 🙂

We should have a Mark Datz day where we all post in that language

I leik dis.

Mark Datz - Member

Mecanic in bike shop sed 2 go down big hill slow so breaks get very hot then jump off and turn bike over and spin the wheels and pee on the rotar so they cool down and the niterogin in the pee makes the rotar get harder it's esiar to pee in a bottel and use that

Wow, I've completly missed his contributions 🙁

Nice to c sum respek for teh masta.

i think we deserve a dedicated dictionary so we can all get it 🙂

Wikid Awsum is going to be my stripper name.

You will have a lawsuit on your hands if you do. I have been using it for the last 3 years down at the Tropicana Suite Gentleman's Club (2 for a tenner and 2 drink minimum).

You will have a lawsuit on your hands if you do.

Wouldn't be the first time since I started out in that line of work, believe you me sunshine.

i thought it was a piss take?

Wouldn't be the first time since I started out in that line of work, believe you me sunshine.

STRIPPPPPPPER FIIIIIGGGHT!!!

Wikid!

Awsum!

He does sound like the kind of person who'd turn up to an STW forum ride with a set of bolt croppers and a burbery/HH hooded top.

It's not Rudeboys new persona is it? Has anyone asked him about Thatcher?

i think we deserve a dedicated dictionary so we can all get it

[url= http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=How_to_speak_lolcat ]lolcat[/url]

i thought it was a piss take?

+1

I thought it was somebody on a wind-up.

My mom brought me a 16gig 3gs for Xmas it's awesum dude my buddys got the 3g the gs is way better

Beyond piss-take, surely.

Defo a piss taker. A very good one though.

But the breaking will push ur wait onto the front so the forks get compresed and the wheel will get pushed back it's like the newton law

And on a thread about a nuisance text -

Txt hm bk ask hm 2 stp

I'll look out for him to get my chuckles.

can he rap? maybe its the return of mc_giles_uk!

Defo a piss taker. A very good one though.

Nah - ees a stoodnt so bein a bit thik gos wit teh tery tory

Nah - ees a stoodnt so bein a bit thik gos wit teh tery tory

No, you haven't quite got it. Where's Mark Datz when you need him?

Could [url= http://twitter.com/MrClean77 ]this[/url] be the same person.
I don't have a Twitter account so I can't tell.

What the heck is niterogin?

mc_giles_uk was one bombfunk mutha.

Sadly his work is now spead to snippets cast on the four winds of the internet:
[url] http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=7408854&blogId=14065097 [/url]

It's what makes up 80% of air

Mark Datz - Member

I downlode it it's ok but capricar is wikid awsum much bettar

err, pardon?

My brain's failed me as to their name but there was a timeless, peerless poster who used to ruminate on smoking weed and the true value of santa cruz bikes and their riders... something to do with 'industrial biking' website? If that was the name of it...

My brain's failed me as to their name but there was a timeless, peerless poster who used to ruminate on smoking weed and the true value of santa cruz bikes and their riders... something to do with 'industrial biking' website? If that was the name of it...

Richard Vine. something to do with Terrahawk I think?
Reminding everyone that they should be chilling and smoking dope, not wasting their youth on riding bikes.
Really got a few backs up on here.

Dijical RudeFred innit!

Scrap that last piece of sh*t ive had a half time brain waveWandering round the carparks of any uk bike hot spot and you will see the glitter of lovely santa cruzs all lined up next to old blokes who should lower there standards if they want girls to knock about with them lovely santa cruzs are bought by people who would be better off kicking the crack habit and buying a f*kking big ass titanium bong to get properly caned on…
no arguments

i had one so no offence m8s but they are sh*t for lots of reasons not leaset that the angles are wrong on the cheaper ones by cheap i mean still 10 time the cost of my 205 annual insurance ie superlite so you end up riding like a poof no offence dont get me started on the subject of gays its something ive had a lot of griedf about reciently and then you stick spuds on them and you might as well book a bed in a and e in advance. george clooney mashed up on god knows what trying to put a drip in my arm no thanks m8 ill heal myself with the f*kkin finest nbatural herb. ah bisto the other thing at aston hill a while back this kid was on a bullit the likes of which you only see in shiny brochures under the heading BIKES YOU WILL NEVER AFFORD IN A MILLION YEARS OF SMALL DEALS i said why did you not get a v10 there better i was having a laugh.
the kid looked at me like i was a piece of dirt on his 12 grand frame and said actually he is going to by a v10 soon but the bullit had to do for now cos he couldnt afford it yet tosser m8 when iwas your age i spendign every last penny getting closer to god with foot long bad boy reefers not saving a cool 9G a month doin f*kkin paper rounds1!! how times change brothers i still rinsed the kid on my rigid kona nah not really he was packin away in his dads car but i think i could of had him on Dh3 so to all yuo more money than sense owners of santa cruzs oh my goodness why oh why do you buy califoirnias finest and then ride them instead of more appropriaet bikes like raleigh lizrad through the english farm yarsd in the winter are you on crack? yes we are firmly established long time users i hear you cry!1
then you whinge when your f*kkin 8 grand XTR chainset lasts two weeks tools for the job mate tools for the job if you want to get relaxed buy a big f*kkin bong loaded with the finest herbs if you want to ride uk winters dont get a santa drippin g with xtr fools no offence i had one but i saw the lite and got an sx that is a bike for all seasons m8s well broithers lessons learnt i think time to kick back and take off the shoes and get the good times flowing with the help of mother nature
peacea out
RV

Pure class. cheers for that vinnyeh 🙂

Amazing.

Linky for those like me and sfb who've managed to avoid him:
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/profile/mark-datz

Hell, I don't understand any of that.

It would appear I'm no longer 'street'. I'm 'butterz'... 🙁

According to his profile he's a student. Of what?

Quite clearly it is not a language related study. I have only just come across the literary gems that are DatzSpeak and it's rather brightened my morning.

I only hope it is a troll, for if not I fear very much for the future of civilized society.

WTF is the peepel on thi foram it's like been at scool with nerdy diks doing lame bullsht all the rme u dudes blow i got betar shit to do then hang with lame old dude

Mark, can i introduce my daughter to you?

nah m8 stay. dont worry bout these old d1cks.

Please don't leave this is the best thread ever..

Richard Vine was genius, I miss his contributions.

Has he gone? I was hoping for another 100 page epic 🙁

I nominate the first Friday of every month as Mark Datz Day.

then uz old d1cks can git darn wiv da kidz (I'm rubbish at this aren't I)

I think Mark Datz has been watching reruns of Da Ali G Show, he must be getting his material from somewhere! 🙄

Shamelessly pinched from lolcat

Teh Mark Datz of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul

Yu ordered cheezburgerz,
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.

An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

Mark Datz pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

Forevur and evuhr. Amen.

🙂

Oh hai, i dun a Mark Datz

Now wash your hands

Mark: KEEP DOING YOUR THING PLEASE

It's not like a playground on here, more like a pub - lots of banter, some of it a bit sharp. Try not to take criticism personally. Regardless of why you type as you do, it's entertaining. So please keep doing your thing.

BTW. If you are PaddedFred in disguise, then grow up!

Dammit Datz, you just made me s**** in a very quiet, open-plan office.

its a wind up

My mom makes wikid good bacen berger with lodes of bacen and chess and fryed onyens and chily patato wedjes totaly awsum

from today

[i]i got betar shit to do then hang with lame old dude [/i]

Like learning to spell, perhaps?

There's the door....

surely a **** take this is his inspiring picture from another thread

pretty funny to be fair 🙂

He does make a few good points.

dam bare ppl b d1ssing datzter he shud chill in kaesae yard

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Mark Datz, you're my hero!

Jolly phonics anybody? Give him a break - he might only be 5 years old.

Anyone remember Moz? Excellent trolling by the way 😉

My favourite:

Mark Datz - Member
Girls usuly won't talk to me buy ur frend sones nice so I wud ask her if she wants 2 woch a DVD and ete pizza then put sum moves on her ul nevar no if u don't try

Mark Datz - Member
u nede 2 use aryldyt 2012 2 glew the rimstrip to the rim it is wikid strong than u use aryldyt 2011 betwene the bede and the rimstrip so the bede dusnt role of of the rim if u do wikid dh and jumps befor u glew the tire on put fethers from a duckdown pilow inside the tire then put 250 cl of laytext seelint in so the fethers make the seelint stik to the sides of the tire it will neva go flat a mekanik at bike shop tolled me this its wikid awsum 4 dh

My favourite, half a duckdown pillow in each tyre when running tubeless, and tyres stuck on with Araldite.

I'm sorry but that quoted post stretches credulity too far 🙁

come on Mark, who are you?

If Mark Datz is for real, as I believe the kids claim, may I suggest that we just become more and more posh to highlight the ridiculous nature of his articulation to comedic effect?

simonfbarnes - Member
I'm sorry but that quoted post stretches credulity too far

Of course it's a joke persona. Jeez, some people on here are so out of touch they can't tell the difference between real youth speak and a faker! 🙄

It's probably David "Dave" Cameron trying to be down wiv da kidz.

Still pretty funny though

no, I'm not buying it!

At first I found him quite amusing but now i'm finding it all a bit monotonous. Surely he's not for real?
Apologies if you are.

I had my first go at making the bike tubeless last weekend and it didn't quite work.

First thing tomorrow I'm going down the builders merchant for some Araldite (or Aryldyt) then over to the pillow merchant for some duck-feather pillows. Should be sorted in no time.

Richard Vine was just pure genius.

edited

How about this from yesterday?

Mark Datz - Member
No I'm not from bunff I dony lik germins there not bad peepel but I don't yndarstnd them

Posted 1 day ago # Report-Post

Focus on the end of that sentence.....[i][b]I don't yndarstnd them
[/b][/i].....and consider, for a moment, the irony.
Too much?

He's a modern day Confucius.

Is he yoda's son?

Mark Datz - Member
Hav u tryed puting fethers in they mak seelent stik

[i]Bushwacked - Member
fethers?[/i]

Mark Datz - Member
Frum a duk

[i]Bushwacked - Member
duk?[/i]

Mark Datz - Member
Yo dude duk lik Kwak kwak

[i]Bushwacked - Member
LOL!!![/i]

scruff - Member
Duks R cereal gang rappistz.

[i]Mark Datz - Member
Duks r chiks dude draks r dude duks[/i]

scruff - Member
Lezza rapistz den.

[i]Mark Datz - Member
WTF
[/i]

🙂
I have never laughed so hard at anything on the interwebs as the above "conversation."
If it were up to me, Mark Datz would have a column in Singletrack.
Keep up the good work son (to translate: Kepe uhp teh gud wurk sun)

It's a troll for sure, Like leggyblonde said it's a possibility some of the "older" members of the forum or those too priviliged to have been "exposed" to innercity uthes [sic] are too blind to see when they're being had. Or playing into his hands in his joke to himself and possibly some knowing others, at how middleclass we all are!

In any case all this thread, (well the majority of the continuation anyway (no offence to the original poster)) has done, is make his nuggets of street knowledge less funny. Just let the rappscallion continue to brighten up our collective days.

Either that or start listening to some hip hop so you can "recognise the real from the fake" na mean! 😆

LOve ya mark, keep it reeeeel. 🙂

Mark Datz FTW!

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