Well myself and Slowoldgit of this parish want to enter on a tandem - however on perusing the rules we see this:-
Now thats just not on. I think we have a case under the disability discrimination act. After all I need somone else on the bike to act as the brains of the enterprise. Its not my fault this is so. So this is pure discrimination. Who do I complain to?Any sort of bike as long as it has two wheels and [b]one rider[/b].
Competitors must exercise sound, mature judgment being responsible
and thats not much better. I mean really . Discrimination aginst those who do not have sound mature judgement. Pffttppptp!
What!!!!!!!!! No fair!!!!!!!Competitors must be adequately clothed at all times. No naked or topless riding.
Helmets must be fastened before the competitor’s cycle is moved onto the course from the corral and must remain fastened until the cycle is returned to the corral.
ha ha - but it doesn't say what they must be fastened to 🙂 - a tree? Ones elbow?
so - I think these people with their disgraceful discriminatory behaviour should be hounded within an inch of something. Lets start a campaign!
Does a string vest count as 'adequately clothed'?
Helmets must be fastened before setting off.
Indeed jon - but it doesn't say they have to be on your head 😈
Its definitely Tandemist!
Competitors must exercise sound, mature judgment being responsible
That, quite frankly, would ensure no entries. WTF would anyone exercising sound, mature judgment be doing in a muddy field in Prestwich in February!
You don't think they're trying t pull a Catch 22 style fast one here, do you?
The following offences will cause automatic disqualification from the event.
a. Threatening, abusive or insulting words or conduct
Not allowed to heckle or abuse Hora? Ah come on it's the only reason I'm coming all that way in bloody winter! Please don't spoil my fun! 🙁
c. Dangerous conduct/riding/quote]What, no deliberately pushing someone in the bush (© French Juan 2009)?
e. Failing to obey marshals or the policeAin't no Babylon gon tell me what to do. Cha...
f. Nudity (Without prior permission)This I approve of wholheartedly. Many HtNers bodies willunt have seen the sun in months, and be proper 'orrible all pasty and flabby and blotchy. 😡
Can't have someone else push my bike up the steep bits then?g. Outside assistance on the courseh. Tampering with the equipment of othersAh come on! Why ever not? Some of 'em may even [i]enjoy[/i] it!!!
i. Unsporting impedanceSo, no Alonso V Schumacher Imola 2005 stylee then? I'm not having bloody Binners pass me, even if me bike's borked...
We've relaxed the rules on tandems after receiving some frankly quite bizarre emails from up near the North Pole. Probably best just to let him and his contraption in rather than have to rake out my inbox on a daily basis.
The rule on unicycles still stands. Can’t be doing with them, their silly woolly hats or their spontaneous acts of juggling.
All seems a bit dodgy to me
Please stop emailing me.
Please.
Those are the rules? Why was I told they were here?
http://www.m-bike.org/blog/2011/11/29/1895-donts-for-women-riders/
While I'm on... If anyone wants a [b][u]FREE[/u][/b] high chair I'm your man! You don't have to race and win it, you can just have it.
[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/free-primo-pappa-evo-highchair ]FREE[/url]
No unicycles. Worth making the point again.
Is anyone actually going to 'race' or is it just turning into another attention seeking 'lookatmeImsowacky' fest in the name of 'fun'?
Some people are going to race. The front of the field is very strong this year and, if Facebook is to be believed, it is going to get stronger.
Proper fast guys. 3 peaks winners and top 10 finishers, previous HTN winners, some top CX boys, two of the most prolific 24 hour endurance racers of recent years with numerous MM, SITS, Strathpuffer podiums between them and the unknown quantity that is "Louis Canoe".
We've also got some big "club" squads and works teams turning up for a crack at the Team prize.
The stampede away from the line won't be for the faint hearted.
Then of course you add those who are doing it for a laugh into the mix and it turns into It's A Knockout. No unicycles though.
Oh dear. We really might be a mobile chicane
**We really might be a mobile chicane**
I'm relying on you to provide the majority of the effort. Maybe they'd let us start the previous day or something.
So looking forward to this.
"Elite rider coming through"
"Tandem pair stopped for a coughing break"
I'm well gutted. I've even asked the wife not to drop le sprog until March, but apparently [i]'that's just not possible'[/i]
Hrrrruuummmmpppph.
Just for the craic, could we bracket two unicycles together? Not that I have one.
No unicycles.
DIY unicycle
https://picasaweb.google.com/115867557921985666080/HITTHENORTHMANCHESTER#5572896410595338514
Having a saddle is an option
https://picasaweb.google.com/115867557921985666080/HITTHENORTHMANCHESTER#5572896577744997170
The images box doesnt work oop top, so you need to click the linkys
I'm well gutted. I've even asked the wife not to drop le sprog until March, but apparently 'that's just not possible'
Ah what; that's a bit inconsiderate of her, in't it? 🙁
One should have blocked ones cock for a few weeks longer (dude)
Well myself and Slowoldgit of this parish want to enter on a tandem - however on perusing the rules we see this:-Any sort of bike as long as it has two wheels and one rider.
Now thats just not on. I think we have a case under the disability discrimination act. After all I need somone else on the bike to act as the brains of the enterprise. Its not my fault this is so. So this is pure discrimination. Who do I complain to?
I only see one rider here and he cold ride your tandem!
No mention of horses in the rules either.
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I'd love to streak. Binners, game for it? I am.
Mmmmmmmm Ideas ideas - panto horse on a tandem?
No.
Neigh
Leave it.
I'm not dressing as a horse's arse, thanks.
I get the impression that you are not showing the toughest MTB/CX race in the country the respect it deserves.
Take it too lightly and you will puke yourself inside out after 4 laps.
Is it really just a 2 hour race? I don't say that lightly, just means I will probably be able to enter and get back home later for baby sitting duties
I'm not listed in the start list, which I suppose means that the rules won't apply to me?
Is it really just a 2 hour race? I don't say that lightly, just means I will probably be able to enter and get back home later for baby sitting duties
Race time 10:00 - 12:00
You need to be on site at about 9:00 to park up and register. Car park gets busy or you may choose to use the rugby club at the park gates (small charge, but you can use their showers).
Allow half an hour afterwards to finish your last lap unless you lurk in the woods and finish at 1 second past 12.
Factor in some time to get off the car park. First in, last out.
I'd estimate being on site 9:00 - 13:00.
Cool, fat bikes and fat blokes allowed?
What, no deliberately pushing someone in the bush (© French Juan 2009)?
Hey that wasn't me. At all I was in France and I can ****ing prove it. For once I am innocent...
Tandems...oh dear no. They'll be fun on the steps...and the steps with the 90 degree bends in...and the narrow kinked chute.
I will ride over you.
Mantastic - MemberCool, fat bikes and fat blokes allowed?
There is even a fat bike category.
Tandems...oh dear no. They'll be fun on the steps...and the steps with the 90 degree bends in...and the narrow kinked chute.
Don't forget the rock garden stream crossing.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this may have not been my best idea ever. You are putting me off now. Nowt on the vid looked that hard
This one shows some more detail.
I'd love to be trackside for this.
Just imagine, a live TJ & stoker argument on wheels - would it exhibit the doppler effect?
Ohhh i gots goosebumps again! Seeing myself reminds me of the fun that will ensue. Gutted I missed it last year.
And Jase has promised me a curry after down some back ally.
Ah ha, we'll have none of that.lurk in the woods
Ee, still quite pleased with that video. :0)
probably a good move SOG 🙂 Can I keep my eyes shut as well?
How would I know anyway?
Don't you normally bounce of rocks and trees, and end up axle-deep in a bog?
Mantastic - MemberCool, fat bikes and fat blokes allowed?
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Fat blokes are definitely allowed 😀
(Hollow laughter) Four laps? (Hollow laughter)
We're off for a pre pub curry afterwards at this place:
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I'll post the menu up in a few weeks and get some numbers.
I recommend the food - all of it, it's excellent.
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Is it me you're looking for?
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I'm gonna cane it on the first lap and wait to watch the tandem coming down the chin
I can imagine there being a sizeable audience, I will laugh and point unashamedly 🙂
I'm going to place a video camera up in the "Target Tree" at the bottom of The Chin. Harry Hill can put the cheque in the post now.
🙁