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and having to be nearby before that in case a mercy dash to hospital was required, today was my first proper outing for nearly 2 months.
A lovely autumnal day at Innerleithen with some mates from work, great to be back on the trails, took a wee while to get my rhythm back but by the end I was nearly there. One of the lads lives in the town and shared some previously unknown trails, Fitness was nowhere near as bad as I'd feared and ended the day with a massive grin on my normally dour face.
The point of this? I'm a proud new dad, my wife is amazing(especially for understanding the biking thing) and I'm delighted to be back in the saddle again....Thank you
Ps the picture was not his indoctrination into Apple fanboi-Dom but his newborn hearing test-which he passed btw...
Nice one MussEd , looks a wee cracker . If your a local East Lothian lad , get yourself onto the EastLothian mtb facebook group and come join us for a local spin.
So the misleading topic title should be changed to 'I am capable of ejaculating sperm inside a womans vagina'.
Jack off over your fatherhood all you want! You still won't be anywhere near as special as you think you are! 🙂
Parenthood is the most invasive learning disability yet identified! 😉
A random Sperm donor takes all the credit for that razor so wind your neck in....
And thanks Stanfree, will have a shuftie on FB...
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Hey Congratulations! What a fab picture, was he born at ERI? Say Hi to Peebleshire for me!! (now living in deepest darkest middle Englandshire, sniff) I've been off the bike for nearly 2 months but only with a chest inf, your reason is better I feel.
I was expecting a picture of a bike or summet 🙂 make the most of your time on the bike, kids makes that sort of me time rare and precious! I still wouldn't swap and not have any tho.
[list]Good, isn't it. Riding and parenthood, that is.
Cracking picture. Was wondering what the wires were! 🙂
I remember riding loads after number 1 son, then number 2 turned up 18 months later and I didn't ride (other than commuting) for a couple of years. Mine lads are 3 & 4 now and it's getting easier and easier to make time to ride.