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[Closed] every ride should end like this

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starting with a great bimble around your local woods enjoying the dry dusty conditions in the late evening sun
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/rocketdog/6026534937/ ]evening sun[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/rocketdog/ ]rOcKeTdOgUk[/url], on Flickr

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and ending with a selection of at least 3 home made cakes (cardomon, coffee and walnut and lemon
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Posted : 10/08/2011 8:21 am
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Can't argue with that!


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 8:53 am
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Nice pics, cake and dry trails - only missing beer ๐Ÿ™‚

NE is now a mudfest......again ๐Ÿ˜ก


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 8:54 am
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Sorry but beer comes way in front of cake on the end of ride priority list, way in front ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 8:56 am
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Ur priorities are wrong! Cake first everytime


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:17 am
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Cake stop DURING a ride.

Beer AFTER a ride.

I have spoken. This is the LAW. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:22 am
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Finish off with bath and then bed with some horizontal refreshment!


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:25 am
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mmmmmmmmmmMMMM Cake.
3 types, good god your spoilt & I'm jealous!


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:26 am
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Poddy is right cake is for fuel beer is for recovery. Obviously!


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:26 am
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I honestly expected to see boobs in this thread


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:28 am
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I expected 'plasterer's radio' ending...


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:33 am
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Posted : 10/08/2011 9:43 am
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cake is great (don't drink anymore) ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 9:46 am
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Cake only goes with tea or at a push coffee, cake and beer?? Yuk


 
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Scrummy (Cake not wide load)


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 10:41 am
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Cake or beer. You're a winner either way if you've just enjoyed a ride like that.

Nice one.
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Now, if were cake OR beer...OOOoooo. difficult one.
Think I'd have to go for the beer.
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Posted : 10/08/2011 10:42 am
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What Lowey said. Mmm, flat cap...


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 10:43 am
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Yeap.

After all. Itsn't beer just liquid cake anyway.....
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Cake only goes with tea or at a push coffee, cake and beer?? Yuk

EGGZAKKLY!!!

Therefore I am correct. I am the law on cake. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 10:47 am
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There are laws for Cake ?
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Posted : 10/08/2011 10:48 am
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Our local end of ride cake shop sells homemade Guinness cake so i don't have to decide.

See, you CAN have your cake & eat it ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 11:06 am
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Ha! I need to try that ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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There are laws for Cake ?

Durr! Of COURSE!

1) Cake should be home made or from a reputable cafe or tea shop. Not from a packet.
2) Slices should be generous. Stingy portions are to be avoided.
3) Cake should be accompanied by tea. If tea is not available coffee can be substituted, or still iced squash on a hot day. No fizzy drinks.
4) Cake can be eaten at any time, but is always best for elevenses.
5) People that don't eat cake are not to be trusted. Shifty buggers!
6) Do not take cake on a ride with your packed lunch unless you have enough to share. This is vital.
7) Cake is to be enjoyed and savoured. Never rush eating cake as this can result in terrible wind or the hiccups.
8 ) If a lot of choices of cake are available, always go with your first instincts, or failing that, the biggest slice available.
9) Scones are not actually cake, but can be classed as such for enjoyment purposes. Be aware that scones have their own set of rules: The Devon and Cornwall clauses.
10) Never steal cake from your mate when he's nipped to the loo. People have been shot for less.


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 1:26 pm
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TBH that sounds about right :mrgreen: , except 9B which as pointed out on the last scone thread is shite.

Oh and 10, if your silly enough to leave cake unaccompanied, it's fair game.


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 1:31 pm