Is it still an arrestable offence if im only drunk in charge of a bike offroad?
never going to get caught and can only hurt myself, so not worried...
ooohhh... Got my bike taken off me once for being a little tipsy! 😯
I drunkenly fell off my bike [i]twice[/i] in the space of five minutes, in front of the same police car. They just pointed and laughed. And so did my mates.
Thats nowt. I put my drunken mate down on the bonnet of an (occupied) squad car to rest my arms after carrying the drunken muppet halfway across town, he had a little kip, and when I felt ready to go, I picked him up and on we toddled.
b*sterds.... Cost me £25 taxi home... Then another £25 taxi in the next day to pick it up.... and they had put a sticker on that i could NOT get off.
I watched a couple of spoiled brat teenage girls at Glastonbury, finding the limit of two policemens' patience. They were smoking a huge, and very badly put together joint - waving it around all over the place and generally acting like proper attention wh0res.
As two coppers went past, they waved the monstrosity of a doobie under the policemens' noses and cackled gleefully that they, "couldn't do nuffink abaht it, innit".
The police promptly nicked them, and one had to be handcuffed.
HA-HA!
EDIT - sorry for off-topicness...
Is it still an arrestable offence if im only drunk in charge of a bike offroad?
That WOULD be the end of your mountain biking and no doubt!